#dating the joker

-where do i even start. this is going to be a long one

-him falling completely in love with you, and never wanting to see you hurt in any way, especially by himself

-he’d spoil the shit out of you

-and he’d protect you to death

-people would know not to touch you, those who have tried disappear

-he’d take you shopping with full security

-he’d be the guy waiting outside the change room to tell you how gorgeous you are when you come out

-his hands go anywhere they want to, thats just him

-he’s the guy with his arm over your shoulders when you walk

-very possessive 

-rough sex lets be honest

-but he spoils the shit out of you. wait i legitimately already wrote that but its so true.

-he’d love when you sit on his lap

-especially at meetings

-it throws other gangsters off because they know to respect you and not look at you too long or J will flip

-he’s the guy that can growl that sexy growl when he’s angry

-but purr that sexy purr when he’s happy

-you like both sounds. so sexy

-he’d take you to the most expensive places and buy you the most expensive outfits and jewelry

-date night is the best

-ride or die. 

-him driving you places and speeding to make you laugh and scream.

-rough ‘you’re mine’ kind of kisses

-but the way he grips your waist when he kisses you is 100%

-i mean, i wouldn’t say he would be the best boyfriend, but it would be an experience