“i guess near was the better successor for L in the end” actually mello was the better successor because he would have hit light with a car. and then done it again in reverse for good measure
Wenn deutsche sich über schweizerdeutsch lustig machen, machen sie sich nie über das richtige lustig… macht euch doch darüber lustig, wie Papierschnipsel auf schweizerdeutsch heissen
dni if: you have perfect eyesight, clean your room regularly, never want any tattoos, hate milk, are taller than 5’5, don’t own a watch, hate on feel-good movies, don’t use chapstick, sleep with more than 2 pillows, prefer stem over humanities, never had an emo phase, have your own car, actually look like your age, live in a large city, use a planner for school/work, use twitter, have led lights in your room, like swedish fish, look good in yellow, have bad handwriting, or bite your nails.
[ID: 6 different drawings of Stede, all with different facial hair: stubble, labeled “the protagonist”; a curled mustache and sharp goatee labeled “the colonel”; a chin beard labeled “the president”; a wild long beard and stache labeled “the castaway”; a large curled mustache labeled “the gorgeous man”; and a ginger mustache and scruff labeled “the rhys”. /end ID]
