#dgm au

lenalee : what is your pain level?

kanda :pi.

lenalee :pi?

kanda : low level but never ending

allen : i’m not an early bird or a night owl

allen : i’m some kind of perpetually exhausted pigeon

kanda : i’m not suicidal. i just wish i was never born. there’s a difference.

lavi : let’s do something’s scary!

allen : we could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts!

krory, texting : sorry, i’m running a little late

lavi, still in bed, having forgotten they were meeting in the first place : you always do this

alma : my husband and i have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other

kanda : we’ve been awake since friday

lenalee : WELL IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-

link : anyone d-

allen :depressed?

marie :drained?

miranda :dumb

reever :disowned?

lenalee :drowned?

komui :disliked?

krory :deaf?

lavi :dead?

link : -done with their work… what is wrong with you people

sheryl : have i ever told you that you cook well?

wisely : aw, no you haven’t :)

sheryl : so why do you keep cooking

alma : yuu sometimes talks in his sleep, it’s adorable

kanda, sleeping : FIGHT ME! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! SQUARE UP! I THINK THE FUCK NOT!

lenalee : writing things down is nerdy? what do you do?

kanda : i forget stuff, like a cool person

kanda : why do you even love me?

alma : [picks up a list]

alma : should i read this to you alphabetical or chronological order?

allen : my powers have doubled twice since the last time we met.

tyki : two times zero is still zero, boy.

[first meeting]

allen : so, what do you do?

komui : i work in genetic research, and i’m currently trying to eliminate all cancers.

allen : wow, impressive.

komui : yeah, then i’ll move on to virgos.