So with a heavy heart I’ll guide this dagger into the heart of my enemy

lenalee, shocked and bamboozled: why would anyone wanna hurt allen?

kanda: maybe they’ve met him

ಌꦿ▒⃟꩓᪵῾ེ⃔⃠kanda yuu - d. gray man

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Kanda Yuu from D-Gray Man.

lavi : don’t worry, no one else is gonna ask yuu out.

alma : why not?

lavi : because yuu is terrifying.

past alma : are you a cuddler?

past kanda : i’m a machine of death and destruction.

past alma :

past kanda : …yeah, i’m a cuddler

kanda : [closes a cabinet]

[a crash is heard behind the cabinet door]

komui : what was that?

kanda : the sound of someone else’s problem

lavi : so, what are we doing?

kanda : wasting our lives.

lavi : i meant for lunch..

alma : how do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover them?

kanda : alma, it’s 4am.

alma : so you can’t sleep, huh? is it because of the blanket?

lenalee : just be yourself, say something nice!

kanda : which one? i can’t do both.

tiedoll : you know what i love?

kanda, not even looking up : adopting kids with issues?

tiedoll : i regret adopting you.

kanda : no, you don’t.

tiedoll : no, i don’t.

random person : excuse me, sir, [points at alma] is this man bothering you?

kanda : yes, but he’s my husband. i signed up for this.

lenalee : what is your pain level?

kanda :pi.

lenalee :pi?

kanda : low level but never ending

kanda : i’m not suicidal. i just wish i was never born. there’s a difference.

alma : my husband and i have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other

kanda : we’ve been awake since friday

lenalee : WELL IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-

alma : yuu sometimes talks in his sleep, it’s adorable

kanda, sleeping : FIGHT ME! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! SQUARE UP! I THINK THE FUCK NOT!

lenalee : writing things down is nerdy? what do you do?

kanda : i forget stuff, like a cool person

kanda : why do you even love me?

alma : [picks up a list]

alma : should i read this to you alphabetical or chronological order?