Amanda, whispering: don’t tell my wife that I tried to make bacon in the toaster.

Diana, coming home: what the hell happened?

All six firemen: she tried to make bacon in the toaster.

[During an argument] Diana: “F-f-fuck you!” Amanda: “First of all, I’m proud, second of all, listen here you little shit”

Medieval AU

Amanda: “Your highness… As much as I love slacking off, I need to get back to my duties.” Diana, spoon-feeding Amanda some dessert: “Can’t you just taste this for me? You wouldn’t want me to be poisoned, would you?” Amanda: “Don’t you have a taste-tester?” Diana: “He could be lying…” Amanda: “F-fine…”

If you submit a Diamanda chat post that includes one of the following below, you get Diamand-Bonus-Points and get to platonically marry me

A Diamanda Incorrect Quote using:

- A Medieval AU where Amanda is apart of the guard and Diana is a princess

- Diana and Amanda, but Amanda is obsessed with Fortnite

- Cheesy pickup lines that Diana easily fucking falls for

- Amanda just loves video games. Diana tries to get her off them FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE

- Diana after dating Amanda for a while, being influenced by Mandy’s rebellious behavior. WiLD SiDe ThE BiTch

- Caught mid-sex, the dumbest excuse they could come up with gets them out of trouble because it’s an oblivious witch

- Marriage counseling with Professor Ursula and Professor Croix

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