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Amanda, whispering: don’t tell my wife that I tried to make bacon in the toaster.
Diana, coming home: what the hell happened?
All six firemen: she tried to make bacon in the toaster.
Lotte: So, who’s the clingy one?
Amanda, sitting across Diana’s lap, her arms wrapped around her neck: Diana, obviously.
// im back babey
Diana: Amanda what are you doing?
Amanda wrestling Diana’s water bottle: THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOUR LIPS IS ME
Diana: … Amanda honey its a bottle you look ridiculous get off the ground-
[During an argument] Diana: “F-f-fuck you!” Amanda: “First of all, I’m proud, second of all, listen here you little shit”
Medieval AU
Amanda: “Your highness… As much as I love slacking off, I need to get back to my duties.” Diana, spoon-feeding Amanda some dessert: “Can’t you just taste this for me? You wouldn’t want me to be poisoned, would you?” Amanda: “Don’t you have a taste-tester?” Diana: “He could be lying…” Amanda: “F-fine…”
If you submit a Diamanda chat post that includes one of the following below, you get Diamand-Bonus-Points and get to platonically marry me
A Diamanda Incorrect Quote using:
- A Medieval AU where Amanda is apart of the guard and Diana is a princess
- Diana and Amanda, but Amanda is obsessed with Fortnite
- Cheesy pickup lines that Diana easily fucking falls for
- Amanda just loves video games. Diana tries to get her off them FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE
- Diana after dating Amanda for a while, being influenced by Mandy’s rebellious behavior. WiLD SiDe ThE BiTch
- Caught mid-sex, the dumbest excuse they could come up with gets them out of trouble because it’s an oblivious witch
- Marriage counseling with Professor Ursula and Professor Croix
I will love you forever. Reblog it from this or tag me in it.
Amanda: Hey Diana,, so are you like,, seeing anyone?
Diana, heart pounding: no.. why?
Amanda: idk I thought it would help to see a therapist or something
Little Witch Academia characters as things I did this week
Akko - asked Siri what 1 + 1 equals
Diana - thought I got drunk off of something I drank but in reality it was apple juice
Amanda - downed pure citric acid and baking soda in water because my friend thought I wouldn’t do it
Lotte - read a Barry B. Benson x Shrek fanfiction that someone had sent me
Sucy - took 7 ibuprofens when the max was 5 within 24 hours to see if it would stop my menstrual cycle
Constanze - played Forza Horizon 4 for 10 hours straight until I started shaking and blacked out of a caffeine crash
Jasminka - used a massive spoon for a container of edible cookie dough I spotted in the freezer (it isn’t mine) and said “just a bite.”
Hannah - stood in front of a mirror, leaned in close, and said “you’re kind of hot, you know.”
Barbara - hyperventilated in the movie theater watching Frozen 2 because of how beautiful Elsa was and how she radiated Soft Diana Energy ™️
Amanda:as much as I love messing everything up as much as possible, I don’t think this is a good idea.
Diana:I am not taking advice from someone who pronounces the “g” in “lasagna.”
NEED MORE AMANDAKKO
