oh no I dropped them they’re everywhere oh fu ck

Amanda, whispering: don’t tell my wife that I tried to make bacon in the toaster.

Diana, coming home: what the hell happened?

All six firemen: she tried to make bacon in the toaster.

[During an argument] Diana: “F-f-fuck you!” Amanda: “First of all, I’m proud, second of all, listen here you little shit”

Medieval AU

Amanda: “Your highness… As much as I love slacking off, I need to get back to my duties.” Diana, spoon-feeding Amanda some dessert: “Can’t you just taste this for me? You wouldn’t want me to be poisoned, would you?” Amanda: “Don’t you have a taste-tester?” Diana: “He could be lying…” Amanda: “F-fine…”

If you submit a Diamanda chat post that includes one of the following below, you get Diamand-Bonus-Points and get to platonically marry me

A Diamanda Incorrect Quote using:

- A Medieval AU where Amanda is apart of the guard and Diana is a princess

- Diana and Amanda, but Amanda is obsessed with Fortnite

- Cheesy pickup lines that Diana easily fucking falls for

- Amanda just loves video games. Diana tries to get her off them FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE

- Diana after dating Amanda for a while, being influenced by Mandy’s rebellious behavior. WiLD SiDe ThE BiTch

- Caught mid-sex, the dumbest excuse they could come up with gets them out of trouble because it’s an oblivious witch

- Marriage counseling with Professor Ursula and Professor Croix

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Little Witch Academia characters as things I did this week

Akko - asked Siri what 1 + 1 equals

Diana - thought I got drunk off of something I drank but in reality it was apple juice

Amanda - downed pure citric acid and baking soda in water because my friend thought I wouldn’t do it

Lotte - read a Barry B. Benson x Shrek fanfiction that someone had sent me

Sucy - took 7 ibuprofens when the max was 5 within 24 hours to see if it would stop my menstrual cycle

Constanze - played Forza Horizon 4 for 10 hours straight until I started shaking and blacked out of a caffeine crash

Jasminka - used a massive spoon for a container of edible cookie dough I spotted in the freezer (it isn’t mine) and said “just a bite.”

Hannah - stood in front of a mirror, leaned in close, and said “you’re kind of hot, you know.”

Barbara - hyperventilated in the movie theater watching Frozen 2 because of how beautiful Elsa was and how she radiated Soft Diana Energy ™️

What your LWA crush says about you

Akko: you’re an annoying bottom that can’t talk to girls looking for dumbass validation

Sucy: you feel like society sucks and are probably into vore, or you just like E-girls.

Lotte: you’re a top that is an absolute sucker for soft balls of stress and anxiety, or you ARE a soft ball of stress and anxiety

Diana: you probably rooted for Regina George while watching Mean Girls, or you just really want to be stepped on

Hannah: you’re a little brat

Barbara: soft ball of stress and anxiety #2

Amanda: you’re a lesbian

Constanze: you don’t speak in class or you’re the loudest mf on earth

Jasminka: soft,, squish,, love

Andrew: why