#dirk x todd

Random reunion

A: B!? Hey! I’m-

B: A. I know. I remember.

A: huh. Didn’t expect that.

B: What ? Why wouldn’t I remember you?

A: Oh, nothing. You’re just not exactly known for caring about people you don’t like, or think are stupid, or get on your nerves etc. So yeah… figured you wouldn’t remember me.

B: What is THAT supposed to mean, huh?! Don’t you remember we did that thing together!?

A: I remember YOU constantly criticising my every move, YEAH! OF COURSE I REMEMBER ?! But not YOU ever CARING ABOUT ME?!?

B: THAT’S LITERALLY WHAT I SAID?!?

A:NO, IT’S NOT?!

B: WHY WOULD I GIVE SOMEONE ADVICE TO DO BETTER IF I DONT CARE ABOUT THEM , HUH?!?

A: SO WHAT: YOU CARE ABOUT ME?!?

B: OF COURSE I DO, YOU IDIOT?!?

C: Um … guys… this is a coffee shop ?