#fanfic prompt
look I ain’t here to say whether #hiddleswift is real or if it ain’t
all I am saying is that if two beautiful celebs for real decided to make out in public, meet each other’s parents, cuddle at parties and wear cutsie shirts just to make an elaborate point about slut shaming and celebrity culture
I ain’t never gonna need a new au idea ever again
prompt #90
A: “B, I really need to know your intentions with me.”
B: “I proposed to you yesterday! What is there to be confused about?”
A: “I don’t know, I thought that maybe you were proposing in a friendly, just-bros-being-bros way!”
‘You’re the annoying public defender that keeps making up incredibly implausible defenses for your criminals and I don’t know how you can make me laugh in court while I’m working against you, especially since you come up with the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever heard, how come everyone keeps buying it? Being funny shouldn’t be a move in court, but it somehow works for you. Well, you just wait until we have another trial together, I’ve been reading up on mastering puns and I will slay you’ au
fic I’m reading: *the otp, on an unwilling adventure together, arrive at an inn*
me: please let there only be one room available please let there only be one room available
fic: “I’m afraid there’s only one room available”
me: please let it have only one bed please let it have only one bed
fic: there is only one bed
me:
update: there is actual bedsharing and I am on fire, why am I like this, why do I want to die every time I read the same fucking trope over and over and over and over
Imagine person A is hardcore crushing on B, and fantasizes about their relationship so much they often refer to the both of them as a couple and say “I love you” at the end of their phone calls accidentally
Travis the clumsy mail-carrier put Person A’s porn mag in Person B’s mail compartment and they have to deliver it by hand because Person A’s mail compartment is locked
[finds the most unavailable person]
[points] that one i want that one
Imagine your otp.
Character A is a firm non-believer in anything relating to religion, the supernatural, or anything that cannot be proven by hard science. Character B is a ghost that’s been haunting Character A for what feels like ages, and they are so fed up with Character A’s “too cool for ghouls” attitude.
When Character A advertises that they’re in need of a roommate to split the rent with, Character C (a self-proclaimed medium) takes up the offer. Upon meeting Characters A and B, and feeling all of the bad energy between them, Character C deticates themself to doing a sort of “couples therapy” for them, and helping Character A realize that yes, ghosts really do exist.
* Goes on date *
* looks around *
“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”
Imagine your otp
MY SISTER JUST GOT HIT ON BY THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT WE’RE AT VIA THE WAITRESS I’M DYING
THE WAITRESS GOT MY SISTER’S NUMBER FOR THE CHEF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GUSH ABOUT HIM TO MY SISTER AND THEN A SECOND WAITRESS DID THE SAME AND THEN THE FIRST ONE TOLD US MY SISTER WASN’T ALLOWED TO ORDER DESSERT BECAUSE IT WAS TAKEN CARE OF AND THEN HE MADE HER A TASTING PLATE OF EVERY DESSERT ON THE MENU AND THEN HE CAME OUT AND HE WAS SO NERVOUS AND IT WAS REALLY SUPER SWEET.
More men should present dessert plates when trying to hit on a woman.
IMAGINE YOUR OTP
Guys.
My dudes.
You have no idea
how satisfying it is
to be the only girl at a table with five dudes
who are all hitting on the waitress
and you’re the one who gets her number
Imagine your otp.
And while I’m thinking Zuko thoughts, are there fic out there with Aang coming back…say a decade or so later? (Ignoring the whole comet thing, it’s also late) With the rest of the Gaang in their 20s-30s and Aang as this child that is technically more powerful than any of them but also a child. I would wager than after a decade of banishment Zuko’s loyalty to his father is not what it once was (since Iroh has had all this time to work on it) and Katara has probably invented her own new form of Southern Waterbending. Sokka has probably come up with some absolutely wild village defenses, if he’s not out raiding with his dad, and Toph…well, she’s either run away or has gone complete incognito-noble earthbender, with a full on secret identity.
Katara probably takes one look at this kid and goes “Finally all these Mom Instincts can go somewhere!” Sokka is like “I have to treat this kid as a threat but also: goofball. little brother acquired.”
Zuko (who has at this point almost completely resigned himself to never going home, to always running the narrow line between being part of the fire nation and shunned by it) finally finds the Avatar. He gets partway through the first fight with Aang and finds himself about to launch a fireball at this literal child’s face and he just…can’t do it. He doesn’t understand how his father ever could.
Some realizations are had. Zuko accepts that he’s a traitor, and maybe has been for a long time.
I think Toph’s dynamic with Aang would be basically unchanged. Toph is like that.
Crossover idea…
It makes sense that Roman of Reston could exist as an entity in the imagination the way that the Dragon Witch and the shorts characters and Picani sometimes do in fic.
Imagine Remus stumbling across our poor himbo. He has fun tormenting him at first, but gets bored with it quickly because it’s not his Roman. Eventually, though, he starts dragging him off for crazy adventures together because his real brother never would…
A psychic knowing exactly how and when they’re going to be hurt but they’re unable to stop it
The team/loved ones don’t know that whumper and the whumpee switched bodies
TW: Needles
TW: Body Horror
The whumper leaves knives and needles stuck within the immortal, knowing the immortal’s body will over and around it
The whumpee is forced to experience a traumatizing VR simulation
(“Traumatizing” is specific to whumpees which is why this is so vague)
A bunch of different dialogue prompts #58
- “I hate you.” “Marry me.”
- “Life is a highway, and I’m always stuck in traffic.”
- “Bestie I will tear you to shreds.”
- “Your mother didn’t carry you for nine months for you to behave like this.” “You don’t know my mom at all, do you?”
- “Great, so out oftwo hundred-and-sixteen passengers there’s not a single pilot/captain/doctor on board, but we’ve got five marine biologists, two graphic designers, ten chefs, one Banksy impersonator, and four composers. Fantastic. We’re all gonna die.” “Anyone here a funeral directory by any chance?”
- “Why would you lie about something like that?”
- “Stop being so dramatic.” “There’s a bone sticking out of my arm!” “And?”
- “¿Como es?” “I don’t speak french, sorry.” “*visible confusion*”
- “Boo, you psychopath.”
- “Make no mistake, vengeance will be ours.” “Grandma-”
