Disney Raises Theme Park Prices Again Just to Fuck with People
Disney executives have just raised prices of Disney Theme Park tickets once again.
“Lol we just wanna fuck with people,” said Disney CEO Bob Iger on Thursday, speaking into a solid gold Mickey-shaped microphone.
The new ticket prices will increase the current price by 10% and require the sacrifice of the guest’s first born child. The rates will go into effect later this year.(x).
I had the privilege to visit each Disney park this spring! It was a dream come true. Sorry I used an old picture of Disneyland, it was all covered in scaffolding when I went this spring. In order of opening dates: Disneyland - Walt Disney World - Tokyo Disneyland - Disneyland Paris - Hong Kong Disneyland - Shanghai Disneyland
