#doctor who memes

hewwwwkayyyy:

You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?

Oh no I’m a nurse who is dragged into fighting eldritch monsters by a cryptic alien friend who’s in symbiosis with their adoptive daughter. Also I’m both a goth and a nerd which hits very close to home. I also have the most perfect accent ever so that checks out. AND I want crocs. I want nurse crocs give them to me NOW.

dungakits:

i have spent more of my precious time on this earth than i care to admit deciding which of the doctorwhos will say fuck

here are my findings, please enjoy

first doctor: swears once in a blue moon. always catches people off guard which he thinks is hilarious, cue much heeheehoohoo wehehehe

second doctor: a wholesome grandpa who has never said anything stronger than “fiddlesticks”. gently bonks jamie on the head if he says a naughty word

third doctor: let off a litany of curses in front of the brigadier once, just to see what would happen (outcome: subject rendered puce and speechless)

fourth doctor: will let off a booming great “FUCKING HELL” when under stress but rarely in front of sarah jane. censors himself less around romana and definitely swears at K9

fifth doctor: absolutely does not swear, thinks it’s terribly bad taste and tegan swears enough for all of them anyway

sixth doctor: RIP peri and mel they put up with so much from this foul mouthed little rainbow gremlin. swearing intensifies when peri puts him on a diet

seventh doctor: swears with an impressive amount of creativity, mostly to get a laugh out of ace and usually in languages no-one else can speak

eighth doctor: swears often and with enthusiasm, prone to following with a ramble about the etymology of certain curse words

war doctor: has been through the wringer so hard that most swear words feel insufficient now, but will use a well-timed f-bomb now and then

ninth doctor: realises soon after his regeneration that northern accents were made for swearing. fookin ell rose it’s the fookin daleks

tenth doctor: keeps it extremely tame. most companions get a half-joking, half-serious “oi. language” if they swear - the exception being donna bc he quickly realises she is a lost cause

metacrisis doctor: canonically curses in the extended universe stuff and rose calls it “donna swearing”, confirming my suspicions that donna will say fuck and ten will not say fuck

eleventh doctor: absolutely does swear but people are always surprised / mildly scandalised by it because he looks about twelve

twelfth doctor: of course he fucking does, get in the fucken box clara we’re gonnae go shit up davros and his wee pepperpot cunts

thirteenth doctor: not a swear in sight. possibly got it all out of her system in the previous incarnation. yaz reacts with mock outrage if she even says “heck”

Seven: Ahah Ace have you seen that ***72976€+)-€- * ****jbehg***** π×|π✓|{¢÷∆∆∆ *@:(€79?

Ace: What did you just say Professor???

Seven: Paganini doesn’t repeat himself :>

Ace: >:[

Low and behold! Another daft Dalek cartoon. We come in all different shapes and sizes and all have differing needs from one another. Our boys know it

andthisterriblenightwillpass:

Thirteen: I have an excellent gaydar™ I can determine if a woman is gay or not with just a glance.

Yaz: I’ve been in love with you for years.

Thirteen: You’ve what?