#dr watson
Guys, Johnlock is not about shipping Sherlock and John or not, Johnlock is about the romantic relationship between Sherlock and John being canon and THAT’S ALL IT IS.
John : *begs for Sherlock to be alive*
Sherlock : *resuscitates* Hi Jawn I’m not dead plz be happy))))
Jawn :
Me : *reading a Sherlock Holmes book*
Mom : *sitting next to me*
Me : *has a “heart attack”* ooooohhh shiiit, oh fffuck!!! *hisses*
Mom : what? What the hell happened?
Me : there’s like, an immense typo here.
Mom : *sass* gurl, this is ketchup from your hotdog you just splattered.
Me : no, no, there really is a big ass typo here.
Mom : come on! It’s just a typo! Don’t be a grammar Nazi!
Me : it’s giant! You could see it miles away if you wanted to!
Mom : alright, show it to me then.
Me : *points at book* see, it says “Sherlock Holmes and his FRIEND Dr. Watson.”
Mom : wtf there aren’t any typos
Me : yes, there are. It’s not his “his friend Dr. Watson”, it’s “his BOYfriend Dr. Watson”! Geez!
Mom : -_- why didn’t I abort.
Me : this kind of mistake is unforgivable!
Mom : *face palm* *sighs* sweetie, this can’t be a typo since the book is probably an exact copy of what was written in Conan Doyle’s original works.
Me : you mean to tell me that Conan Doyle actually wrote “friend” instead of “boyfriend”? *shook*
Mom :yes.
Me : *uncomfortable silence* ARTHUR YOU LITTLE SHIT
Mom : Eat your tuna salad.
Me who just discovered tuna!lock the night before :
Sherlock : *scrolling down his contact list* Who the fuck is Greg?
John who just renamed contact « Lestrade » to « Greg » : idk sorry
John : I’m not gay!
Sherlock : *exists*
John :
ight imma do crappy Sherlock memes
I’ve pushed off watching this for awhile because of it being two hours (though after watching it I’m very happy with how long it is) cause it just intimidated me sort of. Anyhow. Wowwww this was so good.
Today’s post: Dr. John Watson from The Empire of Corpses
And of course, how can you have Watson without Friday?
This movie was amazing. The idea felt so unique I absolutely loved it
I’ve pushed off watching this for awhile because of it being two hours (though after watching it I’m very happy with how long it is) cause it just intimidated me sort of. Anyhow. Wowwww this was so good.
Today’s post: Dr. John Watson from The Empire of Corpses
And of course, how can you have Watson without Friday?
This movie was amazing. The idea felt so unique I absolutely loved it
