#sheriarty
i started reading michael kurland’s moriarty -series (i’ve only read first book atm) and got inspired
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Jim: I won’t leave you.
Sherlock:go.
Jim: I’m not leaving you!
Sherlock: go, I’ll be fine.
Jim: no, I can’t! I’ll stay with you!
Sherlock: oh for God’s sake! you got work to do, and I don’t! Get off, I’m sleeping.
Jim: I’m going to conquer every single world in the Universe!
Sherlock/not really interested/: wow, so what world are you planning to start with?
Jim /silently helds out to Sherlock a cup of his favorite tea/
Sherlock:………..
Sherlock*blushes*
Sherlock, to cabbie: You’re going the wrong way.
Cabbie, turns around: *is Jim*
Sherlock:You–
Jim:Okay, rules for my car:
Jim: No food, I pick the music, must put this mask on, feet off the dash, here take this gun, we’re robbing a bank, don’t be a pussy
Hehe
A love song, told from Professor Moriarty’s perspective.
4 year anniversary reblog :)
THIS IS SO GOOD
Jim, to Sherlock: You’ve been hit by
Jim: You’ve been struck by
Jim: A smooth criminal.
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Jim, to Sherlock: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk in again?
Jim: I never know what to say at a funeral.
Sherlock: Just say “I’m sorry for your loss” and move on.
*later; at the funeral*
Jim: I’m sorry for your loss. Move on
Jim: Hang on there, ‘detective’, if that’s even your real name…
Sherlock: It’s not, and I never said it was.
Sherlock: Go fuck yourself.
Jim: Fuck me yourself, you coward.
Sebastian: Are you two, like, dating now?
Jim:Yeah!
Sherlock: Yes, we are.
Sebastian:Why?
Jim: I happen to find Sherlock very appealing.
Sebastian: Oh, I understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong in his head.
Sherlock: My parents want to invite you round for tea on Sunday. Do you want to come?
Jim: I don’t like tea.
Sherlock: You don’t have to drink tea.
Jim: Well, I don’t like parents.
Sherlock, about Mycroft: That idiot just ruined it for me with Jim!
John: Why? Has he been controlling your personality for the last six years?
Jim and Sherlock:*arguing*
John: There’s only room in this flat for one hysterical queen.
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Sherlock, at Jim’s funeral: Can I have a moment alone with him?
Sebastian: Of course. *leaves*
Sherlock, leaning over Jim’s coffin: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.
Jim: Yeah, no shit.
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Sherlock: Started from the bottom and I am currently still at the bottom.
Jim: You’re still A bottom, you mean.
Jim: Who’s your daddy?
Sherlock: Siger Holmes.
Sherlock [about Jim]: I love him.
John: He murdered multiple people.
Sherlock: Nobody’s perfect.
Jim: [seductively] You know what I love even more than chess?
Sherlock:Pokemon?
Sherlock: I faked my death.
Jim: Bitch, me too, the fuck.
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Jim: Sherlock, do you want a spring wedding or a fall wedding? I’m thinking spring, I don’t want it to be too cold.
Sherlock: We’re not engaged yet, Jim.
Jim: …
Jim: So that’s what I forgot to do last night.
