#wheeze

xxtc-96xx:

the idea wouldn’t leave and now its all your problems :V

husky tantrum inspiration

rimely:

astrenam:

Ok I’m a little disappointed in everyone. How come no one has made the meme connection between mirabel kicking in bruno’s door to the Phineas and Ferb meme of Candace kicking in the door screaming for her mother.

You are absolutely right

If i may…

dreamtydraw:

In honor of today’s chapter…..

Cahotique doodles

anonymous-eggy:

roguerambles:

viva-la-vidas:

roguerambles:

Is anyone else in love with Courting the Crown’s music or is it just me-?

MEEEEE

@viva-la-vidas SAME I felt bad during Rian’s emotional explanation of his tragic backstory cause I was nodding along to the music-

us while Rian tells us about his heartbreaking past:

elytrians:

are you fucking kidding me don’t get your stigmata done at the mall with a piercing gun do you have any idea how unsanitary that is. you should get them done properly with nails and a cross that have been sterilized beforehand.

#if u call this ugly one more time i’ll throw ramen at u

IVY THE TAG IS UGLY NOT ART

greensaplinggrace:

ah yes, the characters of black sails vs their greatest nemesis: sunk cost fallacy

unhinged-summer-fun:

Jokes that only hardcore TBAD fans know

hyperewok1:

theforceisstronginthegirl:

willowcrowned:

ellie-you-idiot:

maulusque:

korben600:

gershwyndl:

agoddamn:

I still want to write the fic where an outsider has all these preconceptions about what the Force is and then goes into a room with a bunch of Jedi who are tearing into each other like bitchy old academics.

“Ooh, look at Master Structuralist over here with his ever-so-deep ‘everything is attachment actually’ reading”

“I don’t want to hear that from someone who calls every new opinion ‘new depths of their relationship with the Force’”

“The Jedi Order is a social construct–”

“Could you stuff the po-mo and pick up a book once in a while? These aren’t new ideas! You are not a pioneer because you asked one question!”

“I think you could all benefit on more reflection on how our rooting in the Force is actually deeply sexual–”

“If I have to hear one more word about lightsabers being penis envy you are going to be one with the Force immediately.”

#I’m 100% into this and want annual conferences about the force and what it means to be a jedi#everyone keep asking very passive-aggressive questions after every presentations#at one point a lecturer says ‘I know this because the Force told me so’ instead of listing their sources and the whole room groans#a scholar who isn’t force-sensitive shows up and half of the jedi are like ‘who even is this guy’#a LOT of rage is being released in the force at the same time#the only moment everyone in the room makes an appreciative noise is when the lunch break is announced#a huge debate blows up during the break because someone mentions it could be good to invite a nightsister next year#someone storms off mumbling about heresy and not taking part in this debacle@obiwanobi

yes please I need more jedi symposiums with knights who had different views than consulars who have different views than shadows. Temple-centered jedi versus those who lead frequent diplomatic or medical missions versus exploratory and research jedi who spend most of their time in uninhabited wild space and the outer rim.

There is absolutely no way an organization that large doesn’t have factions that understand the force differently–my 15-person philosophy class couldn’t agree on a single thing we read all term.

Anakin shows up once, pulls up his PowerPoint and it just says “I am the Chosen One.”

The room immediately turns into chaos.

dear god why would you leave this in the tags

#Obi wan was pissed that his past presentation on Jedi/Mandalorian cultural parallelism was laughed out#so he put Anakin up to it just to send the room into a tailspin#Anakin LOVED it#he got to sword fight an eighty year old snake#and force chuck a dude into a wall#he officially never misses one of these anymore#every year he just goes up and says the most controversial thing he can to get the room to riot#the year after its ‘the more midichlorians you have the closer you are to the force’#he almost got stabbed by an old monk from the far side of dantooine#for that one#the council keeps letting him speak because it’s way less embarrassing to blame the fights on Skywalker#than admit everyone at an academic conference wants to murder each other#they did get a Nightsister to come to the conference btw#it was very enlightening and everyone liked her#the problem was that Anakin’s presentation that year was#‘master/student bonds are no different than lovers bonds in the force’#and#the Nightsister took REAL offense to that#Anakin is like 30% sure he got cursed#totally worth it for the look on Obi-Wan’s face tho#the Nightsister came back the next year#she brought friends!#they’re not sure if she did that because they were interested in the academics or if she wanted backup to beat the shit out of Anakin#but the council likes both cases#so they see this as an absolute win!

Yoda was banned and no one will talk about why

It happened six hundred years ago so no one knows but theories range from “he ate all the snacks” to “he personally instigated a duel meant to settle whether channeling the force through combat meditation is more effective than through regular meditation but the duel got out of hand and everyone but him lost at least one limb”

the truth is that he was never actually banned, he’s just been saying it so he doesn’t have to go. he started all the rumors himself

After Mortis anakin’s presentation is just standing ahsoka on stage solid 5 minutes and then as she’s rolling her eyes and about to hop off Morai flies past a window and anakin clicks to the next slide and it just says “the bird is the light side and it’s stalking my padawan”

memewhore:

houliwife:

the starsky and hutch writers trying to think of excuses for them to be homoerotic

frogpostbot2:

alert alert i have a challenge for you
the challenge is get placed into special ed

do u accept?

mamasynth:

beachdeath:

imagine being a han/leia shipper in 1983 and you’ve spent three years hearing from the luke/leia shippers how there’s no chance of han/leia happening because han’s probably dead now and besides the empire strikes back literally ended with luke and leia holding each other and staring into deep space so like obviously you’re an idiot for shipping han/leia and you need to get with the winning team… and then imagine going into that movie… and walking out of that movie… imagine that level of schadenfreude and personal satisfaction

Somewhere in a college lunch room, May 24th, 1983

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when lulei happens tomorrow

theshitpostcalligrapher:

tjdruid:

the-swift-tricker:

systlin:

systlin:

Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters

the mandalorians:

oh man it’s been a while since i could add to a post like this

gibberishquestion:

don’t name your children after fictional characters. if they’re transgender enough they’ll do it themselves

springs-charlie:

the UK preparing for the results of the contest

My heartbeat due to wheezing

asa-emory:

small dogs when you just exist -