Project Purple definitely has something to do with the omega dads right

There’s no way purple is not related to the purple robes

Thanks for the angst, Anthony :)

NICK! and his boy :]

I DONT KNOW WHAT I’LL DO IF THE WILLY IS SCARYS PATRON THEORY BECOMES REAL BECAUSE HONESTLY ITS SOUNDING MORE PLAUSIBLE BY THE SECOND

maybe grant should see his therapist again

Listen,,,, if she’s not important I’ll riot

{Image Desriptions: two pictures, the first is of a tall, thin, young blonde lady wearing a long light green dress. She’s smiling at the camera, she’s barefoot and is wearing a dark green fannypack. Off to her side her name, Canary, is written in green and white. The second image is of the Brooklyn 99 meme of Rosa Diaz holding a puppy. The puppy’s head is replaced by The head of Canary from the previous picture. The text has been edited to say “I have only had canary for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself”

Today’s episode was brilliant, love Henry’s sense that the boys might get weapons sfhsgvchfcds side note i would die for Canary.

{ Image descriptions: Two images, the first is of Daryl Wilson, a tall medium toned man with curly brown hair and a matching beard, talking to Glenn close, who is facing away from the viewer, he’s shorter and has dark black hair. In the background are Lark and Sparrow Oak stacked one on top of the other in a trench coat. They’re young boys with dirty blonde curly hair grinning devilishly at Darryl while he says “Should we arm the lord of chaos” the second image is of Henry Oak, a tall, pale, blond man wearing a lime green shirt and khakis. He looks very worried and he’s shivering, saying “oh God-.” Behind him is a cloud of smoke at his feet to represent Ron being dragged behind him. In front of him is Canary, a shorter woman who shares similar colors, she looks much more care free}

Thinking. About the importance of Lark Oak. In a way he’s the black sheep out of all the kids, he’s literally the only one who continues to resent his father even after how much he’s been trying to reconnect with his son, and how Willy Stampler took advantage of that? Of that anger of not being the chosen hero to summon the doodler?? Oof

Like no other kid but Lark could have caused the apocalypse it always had to be him, that’s been his goal since the very early episodes of the podcast and that didn’t change even after his father tried to have a heart to heart with him just like he did with Sparrow. His motivations were always sort of disconnected from all the other kids; they all wanted to get home and see their moms again but Lark still kept his focus in being the most powerful kid in the world despite being reminded of what his mom might think.

Also the fact that he’s the only one who grew up who didn’t have a kid of his own. And it’s never mentioned or explicitly stated but I think he’s sort of the leader of the group when they grow up; It wouldn’t be too surprising that the rest would have to rely on him (just like they relied on him to drive the van when they were kids), like he doesn’t seem to have emotional attachments of his own other than his brother and nephew since he isn’t shown to have a spouse or a kid of his own, and possibly his guilt over causing the apocalypse led him to become even more focused on trying to make things right. The way he’s three steps ahead of his brother in terms of doing what he can to protect his nephew is even more telling of his position as a leader as someone who seems on top of things at least. Yeah I don’t know I just think Lark Oak is extremely good even if he might think otherwise

What the fricken ding dang gosh darn dilly willy heckin shark tooth banana charcuterie rootin tootin raspberry fricken

FUCK

are you two doing here?

Darryl Wilson Kristen Applebees

Weird shit happening to their pinky fingers

There’s some excellent head canons about classes for the six kids w crunchy subclasses so I thought I would drop my two cents:

Lark Oak: Someone on the discord was talking about the twins as warlocks to the Lord of Chaos and I want to take that an extra step and say Hexblade Warlock to get that crunchy fighting and chaotic magic in one go

Sparrow Oak: A pretty even split in classes of Love Domain Cleric (like blu3boi’s wonderful art depicted) but I also would add an equal mix of Circle of the Moon Druid to embrace some of the wolf side of the love wolf combo

Nick Close: ARogue for sure but the subclass has evaded me…..I’m torn between ScoutorArcane Trickster

Terry Jr. (Do we know his last name beyond Stampler?): Terry’s taking on to magic while living w fake Terry Sr. is definitely making me thing he’s a caster, but also knowing he’s the best on the team makes me want to make him a half caster half fighter type, which brings me to the good word of Fighter Eldritch Knight Terry Jr.

Grant Wilson: I mean obviously I gotta make him a barbarian, likely something vanilla rage like Path of the Berserker Barbarian, yet I don’t want that to be the start and finish of his arc, I think he’s more than his reaction to trauma. So I think a potential healing Grant could adopt a couple of levels of something bardic like College of Swords Bard.

Paeden:OBVIOUSLY a fighter but I would love to see a Champion Fighter Paeden or also intrigued by Way of the Open Hand Monk for him as well, because a fury of blows from him would rule.