How I sleep knowing next episode were going to find out henry doesnt believe in deodorant, goes swimming instead of showering and loves the taste of moldy fruit
we act as if henry is the only stinky one as if glenn and ron didnt canonically root around a giant mound of strangers feces bc they wanted a tape measure
You lot remember when Henry took the blame for Ron’s shat pants and we all thought it was a noble thing to do? Turns out he just smells like that anyway
most DMs: the boss you’re fighting is a manticore, or an owlbear! use a little strategy and you can defeat it :)
anthony burch: the boss is literally me from high school, except i can shoot death beams out of my eyes. you can defeat me by stabbing me with my own mall katana, unboxing my collectable anime figures, or googling my old fanfiction.net account. good luck, motherfuckers.
i’m sorry but literally no other piece of media will ever pull off a time travel stunt as based as the one dungeons and daddies just did.
i’m serious. no more marvel, no more doctor whomever the fuck, just four chucklefucks going behind the DM’s back to record their own time travel shenanigans, splice them into the 2nd goddamn episode of the show, and reupload the episode to a half dozen platforms simultaneously without telling the DM jack shit. fucking legendary.
