#eah headcanons
No idea why but this is purely how I imagine the friend group dynamic of the villain parents from back whwn they were in high school
Faybelle probably had a vocaloid phase at some point…..idk why it makes sense to me
Daring: *cooking*
Dexter: By any chance is that for me?
Daring: No. I’m about to do something stupid and I need Darling and Rosabella on my side
Dexter:….
Dexter: I never realized the forethought there was to being a disappointment
I’ve been keeping in this thought for too long and I can’t keep it to myself any longer!
So……Briar has 8 younger brothers…she is the eldest child in her family. It also just so happens that she canonically has the ability to hear things from miles away when shes asleep…think about that for a second….
Look….all I’m saying is that there’s no way in hell that she hasn’t heard her parents doing “it” ATLEAST MORE THAN ONCE…
Faybelle and Ramona would be that one duo that would go into a hospital and tell all the covid patients to “stay positive ” and just walk out like “slayyyy”. I’m not taking criticism.
Ok I was not expecting my high school villain parents meme to get as much attention as it got but I’m not complaining, so heres a headcanon I guess. I like to imagine that Candy Witch was sort of the mom friend in the group, always making sure her friends weren’t getting in trouble and keeping an eye on them. Cause despite being a villain, we all know she secretly never went through with it. Also, as we saw in the class of classics, Badwolf clearly never had any intention of following through with his story but I still liked to think he was a bit of a troublemaker cause it adds to the himbo energy. Anyway, with that I’m thinking that anytime Candy Witch wasnt with the rest, THATS when the other 3 would cause trouble around the school, cause they obviously have nobody to keep them in check. My favorite thing about this headcanon is that the dynamic would be like that of the Dazzlings from Equestria Girls, with Evil Queen as Adagio, Dark Fairy as Aria, and Badwolf as Sonata. Like just imagine how perfect it would be:
*Evil Queen, Dark Fairy, and Badwolf walk into the cafeteria with everyone else in there and the atmosphere immediately becomes more tense*
Evil Queen, sarcastically: Oh No! Nobody’s mingling!
Evil Queen, deviously: Its like theres some underlying tension that could bubble up at any minute!
Badwolf: Its the fruit punch, isnt it? I knew I added to much grape juice!
Evil Queen: *facepalms* Its NOT the fruit punch! ITS US!!
Dark Fairy, rolling her eyes: But the punch is awful too.
Badwolf: Well what do YOU know about good fruit punch?!
Dark Fairy: More than you
Badwolf: Do Not
Dark Fairy: Do Too
