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mayhemandmoonlight:

writing-prompt-s:

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

@townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes

aubribubble:

napcaster-mage:

napcaster-mage:

the most beautiful words in the english language

this is Wizard for “get fucked, shithead”

wizardpotions:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

mortimermcmirestinks:

living-d0ll-pax:

mortimermcmirestinks:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

kaiyeti:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

mummies? genus of the zombie family. the two are not taxonomically exclusive groups, educate yourself

Also skeletons by that logic.

A lot of people make this mistake actually! ‘Skeleton’ can refer to any individual member of the family Zombie that has shed its fleshy exoskeleton. It’s just an unlife cycle stage, but because of its distinct appearance we refer to it by a separate common name (similar to how a ‘black panther’ is just a colour variant of leopards and jaguars, not a separate species).

Okay, so I think this is a point of confusion.

The term “zombie” is both a technical term, referring to a family, and a common name, referring to a genus.

ThefamilyZombie is a broad, overarching group that includes the genus that many people call zombie (Ghoulus, not to be confused with Ghouli, the unrelated genus of the Ghala family which also includes bogeymen and some ghosts*) as well as the Mummy genus (Pyrima), the spore-zombie genus (Fungan) and a few others.

Thecolloquial term “Zombie” is the common term for the genus Ghoulus, which is in the family Zombie and includes Ghoulus romero (the walking zombie), Ghoulus snydera (the running zombie), and Ghoulus smithi (the vampiric zombie, also called the legendary zombie).

Interestingly, there are several things called “zombies” that are neither GhoulusnorZombie, including the dancing zombie (Jacksoni thrillera), which is more closely related to (although not currently actually in the same family as) clowns.

*Note: the ghosts in the Ghala family are not true ghosts. True ghosts are in the order Spectere, which is entirely unrelated to Ghouli, Ghoulus, Pyrima, and Fungan. Ghala “ghosts” are given the common name ghost because of their superficial similarity to true ghosts.

Important note: sometimes you’ll see people claiming that zombies are domesticated! They are not! Some zombies can be tamed(likeGhoulus romero), but zombies are wild animals and might hurt you if you approach them! Leave them alone and don’t feed them!

are there any domestic ghosts?

this is a great question! here’s the answer:

the closest to a domesticated ghost we have is the house ghost,Phantomedomus (sometimes classified as a distinct subspecies Phantome domus domesticus).

P. domus is interesting because it’s like housecats – they are technically domesticated (scans have shown that the fight-or-flight response, like in domesticated animals, is weaker in P. domus than in related species like P. majestica, the manor ghost, or P. more, the cemetary ghost), but evidence suggests that it’s a naturalistic co-evolution rather than an intentional domestication process like with sheep or dogs.

If a house ghost takes up residence in your home, they are completely safe unless treated in an inhumane way. There is a stereotype of house ghosts that they are dangerous or volatile, but this is usually due to confusion with other species, especially the common poltergeist (Sellaruptor vulgaris) or vengeance spirit (Phantome odium).

Ghostbusters remake but they’re biologists running a catch and release program

cybermax:

randomencounters:

tikkety-tok:

Encounter: Bob the Australian Necromancer

Made my day.