#elijah mikaelson

So, it’s finals week and instead of studying or writing my essay, I’ve decided to finally start watching The Vampire Diaries (I’m only season 3, don’t be a spoil shitter). Everyone and their mom told me how I was going to love Damon and Klaus, “oh you’ll love them. They’re so your type, I already can tell they’re going to be your favorite.” They were in fact, wrong. I can’t stand Damon’s love and infatuation with Elena, and his only redeeming quality are his relationships with Alaric and Stefan. Klaus is kinda cool and I like him more than Damon, but I’m not trying to get on my knees for the man. Jeremy is hot and reminds me of my exes, and Stefan is an unrealistic dream man.

However. How-fucking-ever, why didn’t ANYBODY prepare me for motherfucking Elijah Mikaelson. WHY DIDNT ANYBODY TELL ME ABOUT HIM?? That is a man I would get on my knees and pout for. That is A. MAN. WITH. HONOR. BROOOOOO, where is the hype? Where is the love?? You fuckers are out here romanticizing a guy who steals his brothers TEENAGE GIRLFRIEND and is a complete egotistical, narcissistic DOUCHE CANOE TO SAID GIRL, and another who doesn’t even HESITATE TO STAB THOSE WHO LOVE HIM, when a MAN WHO WOULD RATHER PITCH HIMSELF INTO THE ALANTIC THAN BREAK HIS WORD IS STANDING RIGHT THERE!!!! The audacity. The nerve. I can’t believe this. I love him; even if I know for a fact he would take one look at my wardrobe and dry heave like a cat