Coming Out:

Eve, standing up before most of the Silver Court: I’m a lesbian

Maven, in the distance: I thought you were a Nortan

Mare, after seeing Elane and Evangeline in their bedroom: twO GIRLS CHILLING ON A FUTON; ZERO FEET APART ´CAUSE THEY’RE NOT GAY

Ptolemus, on seeing Eve’s Queenstrial outfit: Woah! Looks like someone’s dressing to impress!

Eve: I don’t dress to impress. I dress to depress.

Tolly:

Tolly:Wha-

Eve: I look so good I literally make people want to die.

Evangeline: I love how we say “oh man” when something’s disappointing.

Elane:Why?

Eve: Because men are really disappointing.

Mare: So are you the big spoon or a little spoon?

Evangeline: I’m a knife. Deadly, unpredictable, a danger to both you and your red rat friends-

Elane, from across the room: SHES A LITTLE

Evangeline:BABE