Koichi: You don’t care about me at all!

Okuyasu: Listen, I’d shit my pants for you.

Koichi: …why?

Okuyasu: I would.

Koichi: But, like, why?

Dio: What’s up, JoJo, you hetero bitch?

Jonathan: O-oh, hey…hey, Dio.

Dio: You touch any tits lately, you straight fuck?

Larch: what do you have there?

Immiker: a knife!!

Larch:NO!

During the Credits

Great Sage: Perhaps it is the context in which words are spoken that give them the power of meaning…

Great Sage: *sees wounded puppy*

Great Sage: *using cure* I LOVE YOU DOG!!!

Kind: (Airheaded), everyone has something special inside of them you just-

Airheaded: Do you have a coat-hanger?

Kind: Wha…???

Airheaded: I ate a coat-hanger…

Kind: How did you eat a coat-hanger?!?!?

darkpoisonouslove:

Griselda: Faragonda, we need to talk about your professionalism.

Faragonda, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava.

Griselda: *smirks, raises her skirt a little and lifts up her foot revealing a small magical shield on the floor*

Toriel: Hey, let me see what you have!

Kris:A KNIFE!!!

Toriel:NO!!!!!!!!!!

Susie: Oh my god, why do they have a knife

Baekhyun: *sees Kyungsoo running with something*
Baekhyun: let me see what you have
Kyungsoo, excitedly: a knife!!!
Baekhyun: NOOOOOOO!!
Chanyeol, quietly in the background: oh my god why does he have a knife

so I was gonna send this

to my crush with no context but then I got scared that they wouldn’t get it cause then not only would I have to explain the vine, I’d also have to explain why their lack of vine fluency means we can Not maybe hang out or something

*Kenny, watching Chooped and eating chips*

Lady on show: That’s when I realized I’ve let the wontons in.

Kenny: *quiet gasp* The wontons.

Kenny: *Stuffs a bunch of chips in mouth*

Ventus: [does strike raid]

Vanitas: I SAID WHOEVER THREW THAT KEYBLADE, YA MOM’S A HOE

“He doesn’t sweat because his pores are clogged from the spraytan that he uses.”

Riku, about Young Master Xehanort

Allie: Everybody’s got a gay cousin.

Grizz: Bitch! I don’t have a gay cousin…

Grizz: Wait, shit.

Grizz: I am the gay cousin, oh my god!

Yang: Hey what do you want to eat?

Nora: The souls of the innocent!

Ren: A bagel.

Nora:Nooooo!

Ren: …Two bagels.

Ruby: Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergartners-

Nora: I wanna fight some kindergartners!

Ruby: See, that’s not even the whole-

Nora: Those kids are gettin’ slapped!

Chapter 2 of DR1

Byakuya:We all die. You either kill yourself or get killed.

Libertus: All women are QUEENS

Tredd: If she breathes.. She’s a THOOOOOOOOOOT

Lan: Who’s in our bathroom?

Nynaeve: I hired a drunk girl to compliment us.

Lan:Oh…

Elayne: OMG you look like a king!

Lan:

Lan:Yes.

Sydney: my favorite animal’s a puppy dog, what about you, Katie?

Katie: mine’s a kitty cat! What about you, Shay?

Shay, in a deep voice: SATAN.

Katie: STOP IT SHAY THAT’S NOT AN ANIMAL

Submission by @rarewubbox

Cody: you’re in time out! Get on the lamp!

Maxx, painfully sitting on a lamp: I- I AM IN HELL!

Submission by @rarewubbox

Cody: okay, you’re in time out, get on top of the fridge! Get up there!

Maxx, on the fridge: this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

Submission by @rarewubbox

Cody: let me see what you have!

Zach: A KNIFE! >:D

Cody: NO!

Dan: oh my god, why does he have a knife??

Submission by @rarewubbox

nick: why are tanner and theo sitting back to back?

annabelle: they had a fight.

nick: then why are they holding hands?

annabelle: they get sad when they fight.

Zenitsu: Hey how y’all—

Inosuke: *growls*

Zenitsu: *screams* GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH

Tanjirou: It don’t bite

Zenitsu: YES IT DO

robin : i’ll have you know that i am a sweet treat! i am a fucking delight to be around.

mike : *with a power drill* don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side!

Ron: I wish I could hang guys but I gotta go hit the books.

Harry, Seamus and Dean: Awwww… :(

Ron *hitting his books with a Reducto*: Okay let’s hang!

Ron, Harry, Seamus and Dean:Yayy!!

I used to draw them every day

Tricky: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag

Mrs. Fairchild: YOU SPILLED-

Mrs. Fairchild:wGHWAUJGHWUHGH

Mrs. Fairchild: LIPSTICK?! IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!

Yutani: I want to see my little boy!

Mully, holding Tagbot’s head in his arms: Here he comes!

Frank: You made a hoverboard with an Infinity turbine?

Yutani: What have you accomplished with Infinty technology so far

Frank:

Frank:Nothing

Yutani: I’m doing better than you then

Suki: BEEP! Oh my god there’s a fire!

Mully: No, I’m just cooking-

Suki: Sorry, are you a smoke detector? That’s what I thought, shut up. BEEP!

Frank: Remember that one time I liked you?

Jake:…No?

Frank: Good, ‘cause it never happened!

Jake:Ok?

Frank: Ha- … *flips the bird at him* OOOH!-

Tricky: There’s only one thing worse than a murderer

Fresh: *takes out paper* Boom

Frank: A child…

Tricky:NO

Robert Gideon: You better buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at Skate Heaven

Tricky: We’re going to Skate Heaven if I don’t do my work?

Robert Gideon:No-

Nick: Jess, Winston is in the ocean and I don’t think he’s waterproof!

Jess: What?

Schmidt: He means he’s drowning

Jess: Oh ok

Jess: Wait, what?!

Josh: *sees Vik running with something*

Josh: Let me see what you have.

Vik, excitedly: A KNIFE!!!!

Josh:NO!

Simon, in the background: Oh my god why does he have a knife?