when maven kissed mare in kings cage i was like get your fucking lips off of her

Maven: In the eyes of my royal father and the noble court, I would ask for your hand in marriage. I pledge myself to you, Mareena Titanos. Will you accept?“

Mare: I pledge myself to-

All the girls that participated in Queenstrial: She doesn’t even go here!

Coming Out:

Eve, standing up before most of the Silver Court: I’m a lesbian

Maven, in the distance: I thought you were a Nortan

Red Queen: A Summary

Maven: You’re really campaigning for the Asshole of the Year award, aren’t you?

Mare: As defending champion, does that make you nervous?

Mare, after trusting Maven with her heart once again: You have disappointed me for the last time!

Maven: No! Don’t worry! I’ll be sure to do it again.

Mare: *refuses to bow to king and queen, ruins Queenstrial, joins secret revolutionary group, has an affair with the crown prince, gets friends captured, stages coup, gets friends captured, accidentally helps Elara and Maven kill the king, accidentally gets boyfriend/crown prince arrested*

Mare: Nothing but respect for MY monarchy :))))