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spnjohnlocked:

hiddenlookingglass:

rhube:

Misery reprieve today brought to you by Chi Nguyen, her inseparable bowls, and the people on Twitter trying to help her separate them:

Featuring an array of helpful suggestions, such as this, from Vladimir Pukin:

The house spouse’s favourite, duct tape:

And probably the most helpful:

And did you know that if you just paste a Twitter link in, on mobile, Tumblr now just displays the friggin’ tweet? Awesome!

You guys, it’s been solved!!! The bowl is unstuck!

nerdybluephoenix:

nerdybluephoenix:

Cargo space ship that is too long for the wormhole is pushed perpendicular, causing intergalactic trade to stop. Aliens are fairly stressed out about it as supplies to planets will be a lot slower until they can get it unstuck.

The goddamn humans are making memes about it.

It’s too late at night to post on Instagram, but thankfully Tumblr shouldn’t mind

A year since I made this post has passed!

A small handful of you were very concerned about the missing excavator. This year, to make up for it, I give you our hero:

evas-idiot-box:

Dear God please please please please please.

The captain, knowing they could pull the biggest prank on planet earth:

BESTIES WE GOT OURSELVES GOT A SPIN OFF

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