#exo memes
This is Kyungsoo,
He doesn’t give a single sh*t what is happening around him.
Kyungsoo minds his own business,
He is a carefree soul
Be like Kyungsoo
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Honestly, I’ve been trying to protect him❤
I think I cried a little
He has it rough
It’s an SM thing
It’s SO ACCURATE
I love the IDGAF vibe I’m getting from Baekhyun lately, just getting up on chairs, screaming and filming like Kris Jenner, purposely spoiling and leaking collabs, showering with Super M or saying how fun it was to swim naked with them then they clarified he was the ONLY one swimming naked
THE WAY I CACKLED SJSMJS
EXO EMERGENCY #JenKai?? #Kainnie?? Edition (Baekhyun is DONE)
Chanyeol: Ugh Suho why are we having a meeting?? I was 6 hours deep on fortnite!
Kyungsoo: How old are you?
Suho: Woah, I didn’t call this meeting, I’m clueless just like you!
Chanyeol: So if it wasn’t you it was-
Baekhyun: *enters with 3 binders and starts setting up a podium stand* It was me!!! *maniacal laughter*
Kai: *stands up* Um I think I’m going to skip this meeting…
Baekhyun: Sit your ass down before i break your ankles all the way back to the Lotto era!
Xiumin: *to Chen* what is going on?
Chen: *pulls airpods out of ear* What? Speak louder. You know I can’t hear you when you speak in broke bish.
Sehun: *raises hand* Baekhyun does this involve all of us, or is this a personal grudge you have against Kai?
Baekhyun:*pulls out random papers* look at my bank statements!! Why tf would I be jealous of a dollar store Taemin in a half sewn crop top??!
Kyungsoo:
Kyungsoo: I’m going to go make some tea.
Chen: Hey bud, um I’m pretty sure you’re holding up fast food receipts, and you whole negative energy is making my airpods sound like Walmart prices.
Chanyeol: Bro, so what he has a girlfriend? We all have at some point and just kept it on the low-
Suho: Wait…we have??
Sehun: *pats him reassuringly on the back*
Sehun: Yes.
Baekhyun: I don’t care about our private lives! I just want to know why when I tried to step out and go public with “She who can’t be named”
Kyungsoo: *coming back with tea* Taeyeon.
Baekhyun: ….yeah her, I just want to know why I didn’t get the support I needed!
Kai: *smiles encouragingly* maybe you were too popular?
Baekhyun: *rubs temples* Duh, I’ve always been popular, it’s gotta be some thing else.
Xiumin: The timing may have been off. Or maybe you had to help pave the way for dating to be more accepted in today’s culture.
Baekhyun: So you think I’m selfless?
Xiumin: *squirms slightly* occasionally?
Kyungsoo: Dang this tea is hot! I wonder what temperature I should have put the “Taeyeon”?
Baekhyun:
Baekhyun: Suho help me out! You’re supposed to lead us, and clearly I’m going through some things.
Chen: *blowing on airpods and shining them on his shirt* Really? Couldn’t tell?
Suho: I don’t really know what to say to help you. I’ve never felt this way but I’m always here if you need me-
Baekhyun: Hold that thought *whips out phone* I need to call the army real quick so they can enlist you and you can go somewhere you’re “needed”..
Suho: That hurt Baek.
Kai: Look man, I’m sorry that it went down like it did and that I didn’t give you a heads up. I was just scared that this exact scenario would happen. Can we just go back to being friends?
Baekhyun: *typing on his phone* Um yeah sure I guess. Friends for life and all that jazz.
Chanyeol: *checks phone* There’s a Dispatch article saying that Baekhyun just unfollowed Kai on IG.
Baekhyun: *smiles* must be a glitch.
Chen: I’m leaving. I got a hair appointment at 11 and a wine tasting at 3. *gets up to leave*
Sehun: Dude…give me back my airpods.
Chen: Just 5 more minutes!! Please!! I love the power I hold in the curvature of my ears!!
Xiumin: Ew
Sehun: *takes his pods* I’m going to roll too guys. Next time we call a meeting, let it actually include me.
Kyungsoo: *whispers into his tea* like our discography this year.
Sehun:
Suho: Does anyone want to stay and discuss the whole “everyone has dated before” joke or not?
Chanyeol: *pats his back* It’s okay buddy, we still love you.
Baekhyun: What’s love? Never heard of her. All I know is betrayal!
Kai: Sehun, pls let me leave with you..
They say for every positive comment King Kai and Queen Jennie get on social media, a salty Baekhyun appears incognito to type “Kaistal did it best” while dabbing his eyes with a Prive handkerchief, and humming the words to the full “I” album at 3am.
SM Plans a New Year’s Eve Party
SM: Okay I know it’s kinda of late to start planning, but I was thinking about throwing a New Year’s party for all of my artists!
Staff: Okay um, that may not work but sure, we could see who is available.
SM: Well BOA has to be there, she is my special flower, my rose among thorns, my-
Staff: BOA’s renewal contract states she must be aware of all events 3 years before they begin….so I don’t think she’ll show.
SM: Okay, what about Super Junior? There’s like 10 of them right?
Staff: I honestly don’t know. I think at least three of them are only still part of the group so that we can still sell their merch online-
SM: And why wouldn’t we? This isn’t a charity…send them a message and see if they can stop by, and while we’re talking about money making, what are SNSD doing that day?
Staff: I don’t even have their contact info. I usually set a bottle of Jean Patou Joy Baccarat Pure Parfum out in the front lobby and wait til one of them catch it’s scent.
SM: Hmm what budget does that come out of?
Staff: Oh just the leftover funds from all of the China Line promotions we never actually promoted.
SM: Splendid! Now what about my last girl group Red Velvet? They should be able to make it.
Staff: Technically F(X) is still a thing.
SM: Duh I use “effects” in TVXQ’s videos plus extra dancers to make them seem more full. I’m talking about my flower petals, Red Velvet!
Staff: I don’t even know if you’re joking but*clears throat* they should be able to come, last time I checked their egos were still hidden in the back freezer…once they find them though only heaven will be able to help us.
SM: Mmm freezer..speaking of frozen treats, invite all the hidden rookies. I’m going to need waiters that work for screen time and meaningless promises…Now what about EXO?
Staff: Suho and Xiumin are on the “will definitely be there because they have absolutely nothing else to do list” alongside Kun from NCT and Suju’s Shindong, D.O. has a movie-
SM: Does he even work for me anymore?
Staff: Um…not sure about that either…everyone else is pretty hit or miss. Really depends on their moods, how exclusive the guest list, and will any designers be there.
SM: Exclusive? I’m letting NCT go so obviously the list is a mile long sighhh. *rubs temples*
Staff: Kangta, Trax, and TVXQ should be there.. If we’re lucky we can get Key, Taemin is always busy, and Minho… well…
SM: Well what? He would be the life of the party!
Staff: We still can’t locate him after he lost that arm wrestling match at the last MV premiere party.
SM: Wasn’t that in September?? Fine tell Lucas he’s going to have to fill in again like he did in the View promotions. **phone buzzes* I’m getting a text from someone named “Amber”… who is that?
Staff: She’s in F(X).
SM: I don’t handle the technical side of this business. Tell her to talk to the media department about her issues.
Staff: Um..*phone buzzes* Oh it’s Heechul..he said “ heck no”…all lowercase.
SM: *smiles* The rascal, what about the rest?
Staff: Well Donghae won’t go without Eunhyuk, Eunhyuk won’t go unless he can pick the music, Ryeowook won’t go unless Siwon isn’t there. Yesung wants there to be seats in order of importance, and Leeteuk can’t find a doggy sitter that night.
SM: When did i raise so many divas?? Don’t they all want to spend time as a family??
Staff: *cough* most of them rarely even see their “real” families *end cough*
SM:
SM: Tell them they’re all coming or they’re fired. I have a backlog of trainees to clear all the groups out and start over anyway.
Staff: How do you find all of these secret trainees anyway?
SM: You know that school by my house where kids go missing all the time?
Staff: Yeah…Oh…oh no…pls no..
SM: *pats his back* hurry up and put the invites in the mail *checks watch* school is about to let out for the day….*leaves*
Staff:
Staff: I think I need a new job.
Me watching K-Pop fandoms fight with each other while I’m multifandom
Cutie❣️
Sleepy baby ❤️
Baekhyun’s so dramatic vibing over songs…….
Baekhyun’s candy mukbang asmr ❤️
He looks so cute while eating…. His fanmeeting was so fun..
Support lay also…..
Btw he looks good in traditional dress.
If ur a true exol you’ll understand it
This is what exo would be like in upcoming years.
D.O will become a G8 actor
Before baekhyun n chanyeol’s enlistment, they’ll continue as solo artists or chanyeol in subunit exo sc n superm
After their enlistment, when suho n xiumin will be discharged they’ll continue as solo artists or will collab with other artists
Kai will continue in superm, maybe act in 1 or 2 dramas n collaborations maybe too n will emerge as one of the best brand ambassadors(he already is )
Sehun will continue acting in dramas or movies, appearing in reality shows frequently where he’ll be asked everytime that how he feels when others are in military…
Lay will continue promoting exo n doing solo activities in America n china
N after when everyone will be discharge then their o9 album which will be the most awaited album will be released.
Just thinking about this all makes me cry…❤️❤️
Let’s support them
Share ur views also..I wanna know
Stan him u oll
I feel so bad
