#incorrect exo
Jongin: [trying to climb onto the roof to do a backflip onto a trampoline]
Junmyeon: [trying to stop him]
Chanyeol: [cheering him on]
Sehun: [making a bet with Baekhyun on whether or not Jongin will hurt himself]
Kyungsoo, looking into the camera like he’s on The Office: I need new members
Yixing: is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
Jongin: No it’s called high-jacking.
Chanyeol: G-Guys no it’s w-weed-whacking.
Junmyeon: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.
Yixing: I will put my A down to make “A”
Luhan: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”
Chanyeol: I will add on to your “AT” to make “RAT”
Kyungsoo: I will add on to your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
Chanyeol: [flips the board]
Baekhyun: *sees Kyungsoo running with something*
Baekhyun: let me see what you have
Kyungsoo, excitedly: a knife!!!
Baekhyun: NOOOOOOO!!
Chanyeol, quietly in the background: oh my god why does he have a knife
Kyungsoo: The doctor said if I can’t find a new way to relate positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die.
Kyungsoo: I’m going to die.
Baekhyun: Can you give me a hand?
Chanyeol: Sure! *Grabs Baekhyun’s hand and holds it*
Baekhyun: You’re cute but that’s not what I meant.
Junmyeon: So, Chanyeol, would you say you’re independent?
Chanyeol: *looks at Baekhyun*
Baekhyun: *smiles and nods his head*
Chanyeol: Yes, definitely.
I love the IDGAF vibe I’m getting from Baekhyun lately, just getting up on chairs, screaming and filming like Kris Jenner, purposely spoiling and leaking collabs, showering with Super M or saying how fun it was to swim naked with them then they clarified he was the ONLY one swimming naked
Every time I read a sentence starting with “Oh Sehun” I get a little bit confused because are they saying Oh Sehun or oh Sehun