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Imagine being so dull and drab that you steal your grandma’s helicopterand fly it into a cave that turns out to be your own esophagus. The will-o’-the-wisp could not lead you astray but called you fat instead. Notice that if I put the word “clown” in quotes, it no longer smells like smoked cheese or hickory. “All options are on the table" when it comes to the agony of a chicken/moth hybrid that did not want to be born flailing on a table. The small toy helicopters patrolling the halo are apparently sensory organs that help the Messiah locate food. I can take vigorously flung garden cress leaves to the head without even flinching. Do you at least have the decency to purchase an ethereal chastity crystal that will prevent you from sodomizing my rhododendrons? TFW your crowdfunded self-mummification failed to reach its goal but you’re still plum out of bodily fluids and reek of lacquer. God damn it! If it doesn’t turn into the ghost of a small carp at the base of your throat, then don’t call it Riesling. See, a merry-go-round turns clockwise, whereas on a carousel, a horse retains the colors of the dead nudibranch that now possesses it. A small flour sack tied to one wing will prevent your Norfolk turkey from reselling automotive parts without a license. #farmingtips If bae’s form grotesquely telescopes and grazes the ceiling, why then, bae’s clothes will increase in size proportionately, for such is bae. Anesthetizing random people and sewing their feet together is wrong but my Cocker Spaniel didn’t know any better.

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Remember back when I was just walking home one day and no one ever saw me again? Sprinkle the gargoyle’s nostrils with battery acid and it will vomit sandalwood, lilacs and toilet paper. TFW you see people release their heads from their bodies like floating balloons and let birds fight over them and you can’t find a tutorial. I’ll know you aren’t keeping up your end of the suicide pact if the Valentine’s Day Casserole contains less than 50% of your body. Which son of a bitch just magnetized my Urine Funnel™? Unfamiliar people keep spraying my shadow with liquid nitrogen hoping to make it solid so they can put ugly clothes on it. The Battery Fairy will replace the spent AAs and AAAs you leave under your pillow, but only if you’re toothless. A wake of vultures sun themselves on a patch of scrub by the highway, while further down the cliff, in the sea, giant blue catfish assemble. What if there was a wine so perfect that it had not only an aftertaste but a distinct beforetaste that extended to before you paid for it? I’m sorry, that one wallpaper pattern was banned after it was demonstrated to provoke mice to jump into the mouths of sleeping bearded men. Now they’re saying it’s just an urban legend that old wives’ tales are based on superstition, but this could be more fake news. Pureed Sasquatch tonsils prevent colds & accelerate metabolism, whereas pureed Yeti tonsils alleviate migraines & act as nasal decongestant. I think internet content is wonderful and that’s why I’m weeping profusely.

God damn it, if I find out you haven’t brightened anyone’s day today, I’ll set your hair on fire. Here’s a mauve sphere: I’ve sutured my ears to it. No sound. Nor is it particularly warm. Still, violet globes are charming and mysterious. If the taste of the madeleine cake dipped in tea made you remember things, wait until you try the mutant wasp feces. Yes, I know it’s a 16th c. palatial castle and the robots and wax clowns are anachronistic. So fucking what? You: Come overBae: I’m being skinned alive by cowled figures You: Say hi Bae: [exposes you as being a severed cat’s head with three faces] LARPing as rotting fruits and vegetables for a two week period culminates in the ultimate orgasm. Restruptionism is such a poorly defined term that no one ever gives the same definition for it. In your favorite minigolf park in 2046 AD, you’ll enjoy dancing around a giant version of yourself before you erupt into multicolored flames. 2057 AD: Implanting 3d printed insect ganglia in erotic pretzels and other crisp baked goods is a know-know but everyone does anyway. A bite that is no more that a slight pinch to a pastry chef is fatal to a taxi driver. No, you were supposed to kill the other slugs in the garden but not that slug - can’t you tell he’s my little friend? (I named him Dr. Zaius.) In the the true form of reality, humans obtain their energy from hair-flavored yogurt administered by flashlight. All of my silverware is inflatable and at this point it has all deflated and now I can’t eat anything please send air

This funeral contains adult language and brief nudity. The flower blasted by your flatulence bends low, but never breaks; in time it will return to form. Watch and believe! If you shrink down 150,000 of the cutest pugs, they will enter your mucous membranes, reproduce, infect and disintegrate your nose and lips. But not your spectacular tonsils. Rock hard, glistening tonsils. Now let’s inaugurate an intergalactic war where only wax dolls and mechanized poodles do battle! The amazing action involves the use of embalmed pink baby bats thrown like darts to injure or distract enemies. 2173 AD: the old distinction between Higgs boson and haggis is now officially insignificant. Either eat less donuts or buy a larger pair of Secret Buttock Masks.™ That one time traveler who changes opinions sharply must fight his future or past self on multiple occasions. Dinnae let auld Cormac MacFingle catch ye trappin’ his plesiosaurs, lad, sair fecht boot this haill loch be his. Anyone notice how semicircles smell really different from other loci? A sinister fetus has induced its tongue to capture liquid, dust, dirt and grime without toxic cleaning agents and the results are amazing! Anyone who transforms into a crustacean is mean because the only way to do so is find another crustacean and steal its passport. That building was my schoolhouse before I became a crustacean. I can name each and every teddy bear hidden in its walls. You got my attention only after you finished reading this.