#fanfic ideas
Am I the only one who would LOVE to find a fanfic where it is discovered that Tony Stark is related to Amaury Guichon (AKA That Fucking Chocolate Guy)? Maybe he’s the son of the results of one of Howard’s one-night-stands so many years ago, or maybe actually a nephew/cousin of Maria. But you guys can see it, can’t you? Amaury is as much engineer as chef! He has a fucking power lathe as a kitchen tool!
Just me? Well, a girl can dream…
A truly underutilized Huaisang plot is him killing time during his ten years of revenge plotting by being a minor thorn in Jin Guangyao’s side. He has had years of training in the art of being an obnoxious younger sibling and now he’s going to make this one man’s life hell.
Nie Huaisang interrupting every one of Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao’s little tea dates to cry about his problems. Nie Huaisang intentionally antagonizing other sect leaders during meetings, until every Cultivation Conference is twice as long and three times as miserable as it needs to be. He can make Jiang Cheng start shouting just by wearing the same lotus perfume Jiang Yanli used to and no one even realizes it’s him riling them up! Nie Huaisang letting thirty rowdy Nie Juniors lose in Lanling with spending money. Nie Huaisang getting three year old Jin Rusong trumpets and drums and non-washable paints. Jin Ling has five ponies thanks to Nie Huaisang and they’re all horribly trained.
Jin Guangyao, balancing the Nie Sect’s expenses for the 7th year running: Do you want to explain to me why you added a line item to your budget that just says “summertime sadness”?
Nie Huaisang, lip trembling:No.
