“Delivering quality sluts in good shape and in sharp time is key for the business” he always said.
“That’s why I deliver them personally in my own car. Never trusted anybody who can deliver her damaged or even think he can rape her in the way before the customer does"
"At least wait till the pickup and then enjoy her in the way back to the dungeon”
Roaring stadiums, filled to the max with screaming fans, as you stand with a microphone in hand. Your heart pounds against your chest as you get ready to perform. Shouts of adoration filtering past your ear as the lights finally turn on; the show truly beginning. With you in the center of it all.
Except… that isn’t you. You’re to the side, watching it all, with a clipboard pressed to your chest. Making sure that nothing was out of place.
You’re just an assistant, an assistant to the biggest star gracing the stage in the past decade, but still just an assistant.
That is until you woke up alone in a room that was way above your pay grade; with a shiny ring on your finger. Your new spouse? The very star that you have been working for, for the last two years. The same star that many believed would never settle down— until you came along.
These rapid fire events thrust you into the spotlight. Rocketing you towards the twinkling lights of stardom as you desperately try to figure out how to come to terms with everything.
The media and tabloids are just the tip of the iceberg. As the very star you’re married to offers you the deal of a lifetime.
Stay married to them for a year and get a record deal; the biggest reason you moved to L.A.. All of your dreams will come true after twelve months.
If only you had known what the price of stardom truly brought.
Romantic Options—
Adrian/Ariana Ocean (M/F):Your boss, and also your spouse, the most sought after star in the entertainment industry. With a reputation as spotty as one would expect with someone at the top. However, with the news of your marriage, people seem to be seeing them in a new light; something that they’ve been wanting for a very long time. Let’s hope it’ll last.
Blake Turner (M/F): A Hollywood starlet that’s coming off their recent Oscar win; who also happens to be your ex from college. An ex that dumped you when they dropped out of college to become a star. A story that you never truly got to hear the entirety of. And suddenly, just like that, they’re back in your life with the same smirk from before. The one that made you fall in love with them to begin with.
Liam/Leah Shaw (M/F): Your newly assigned bodyguard, you still have to get used to that, that is supposed to protect you whenever your spouse can’t be with you. You just weren’t expecting for them to start affecting you that way that they have. Their warm smile like a beacon in this unfamiliar world.
Isaac/Isabel Carnell (M/F): The photographer that is tasked with taking lovely shots of the newly wed couple. One of the only people, besides management, that actually knows what the hell is actually going on. Their general cheerfulness does wonders to lighten your spirits. Not to mention the pictures they take are absolutely divine.
Carson/CaraMadden (M/F): The lawyer that is making sure everything goes smoothly; while also trying to not get gray hairs throughout. An aloof individual that only cracks a smile around a select few people. However, they’re good at their job and that’s what should matter most to you. Even though you sort of wish they’d smile at you. At least just once.
bored, everyone tell me what ag mystery books you want to be released. i want a courtney satanic panic mystery
Kirsten and Singing Bird team up to solve a cryptid mystery. Something making large footprints is lurking around the farm, and the two of them suspect it’s Sasquatch.
*cracks knuckles* my time has come
Julie : The Ghost Trucker
Julie has been fascinated by her aunt’s job as a truck driver. She learns all about the adventures her aunt has and all the places she has been. When Julie’s aunt invites her on a trip from San Francisco to Atlanta, Julie couldn’t be more thrilled! On the road, Julie learns the ins and outs of being a truck driver, when a voice comes through the CB radio from a trucker who turns out to not exist! Could it really be a ghost? Or could it be a hoax?
-inspired by the trucker craze of the 70s
Maryellen : Mystery in the Sky
Maryellen is excited. Her class is doing a science fair! Unfortunately, she gets paired up with Wayne the Pain, who is not making their work any easier. During a night of planning, Maryellen and Wayne see something in the sky that looks like a UFO. Wayne suggests that he and Ellie investigate the UFO for their project. But is it a UFO? If not, then what is it? Can Maryellen figure it out?
Remus, despite being a writer, wasn’t really the best with his words.
At least, not when it came to romance he wasn’t. Being a horror novelist did nothing in the sappy department and he tended to have more skill in sex than he did in being romantic.
And yet… Patton still loved him. He giggled at his porn jokes and powered through his horror hyperfixation with a smile and a reminder to eat and drink water while he researched. It was honestly amazing how well they could work together.
I know they’re named after him but for reasons I can’t fully articulate it’s hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin
Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds like the joke name someone would make up if they didn’t know the actual answer
Two year old idea I finally got done. :’) I’d planned it for May, because mermay, but work got in the way, and then I hoped to do it in June but nope. Ah well, at least it’s done.
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