#fantastic
Northern spring.
The time when there are no greenery and flowers, but under the rays of the warm spring sun, winter snow begins to melt.
I’ve never watched any Critical Role stuff before now so while all the long-term fans are having a great time pointing out all the references to other campaigns and so on, I’m just sitting here enjoying how most of the characters have your typical fantasy weapons - axes, swords, bows etc. - and then there’s one guy with a fucking revolver.
ursula k le guin was right
all of it, more or less
i’m so sad english has no word immediately equivalent to “bürzel” because it really improves the german duck experience
it basically means “bird butt” and i think it should be clear that phrases like “i’m gonna freeze my bird butt off” are vastly superior to, idk, “i’m gonna freeze my tailfeathers off”
i JUST thought of another cute german bird term but i’m less sure about whether it exists in english? SCHNÄBELN. means bird kisses.
unlike “bürzel”, it’s criminally underused in duck content. probably because bird kisses in general are criminally underused compared to anthropomorphised kisses. let them nuzzle their beaks together. let them.
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It’s #BlackFaeDay again!
(It’s also finals week for me so I’ve been a little too busy to do a shoot so close to the date, *but*)
I’ve made sure to let my inner magical being shine through whenever I could since last year, so here are some of my favorites, including a few improvements on last year’s elf wizard!
All photos except the selfie were taken by my favorite photographer and director (I married him, after all), @finalcosplaycorps
This is my attempt on making Blackbeards knee brace. All is leather, the braces themselves are hardened with beeswax. All is put together with buckles and rivets.
Functionality wise i was surprised how actually really great it is to wear. I have a problematic knee myself and it got to bend so much lighter and easier and at the same time its greatly supported. The middle strap is very important for it all to work well too tho and its not that visible on the show so thats an important bit. Overall 12/10 ☠️✨
If you want to see the whole making process, you can head over to my Twitter
FUCK EM UP FUCK EM UP
ways to respond to being asked “are you a man or a woman?”
- i sure hope not
- who’s to say
- that’s between me and God
- i’ll tell you for $100
- i don’t think so, why?
- probably, not sure though
additions collected from the notes
- not to my knowledge
- sometimes
- wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy
Additional Options, Provided By My Hearing-Impaired Ass:
- No I just work here.
- I’m an Artist!
- I’m sorry we’re out of those, may I interest you in an Amish Paste Tomato instead?
- Not until 5:30
- No thanks!