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Guys, gals and non binary pals, wanna share your predictions on this?


I predict that the next Sanders Asides is going to be either an episode with just the sides, without Thomas or maybe a flashback episode? Maybe. I mean, he did say it would be “a tad different”

I know that asides isn’t connected to the main plot but I want it to start off with Virgil waking up in his room. He checks his phone and goes “sh*t I overslept” then gets out of bed fast. He checks his phone to see that they recorded a video without him so he needs to find out what happened. First he runs into Remus who also has no clue what happened. Then he runs into the rest of the sides one by one who gives a flashback of their interpretation of the events. Afterwards Virgil can’t really make sense of it so he does his “you tried, you failed, let’s go to sleep” thing then takes a nap.

about to end my writing break with some incredibly heavy Roman angst

Patton:Hey, Virge, wanna third wheel on my date with Logan?

Virgil:…I guess.

Patton:Ro! Wanna third wheel on my date with Logan?

Roman:Of course!

Patton: Great! I’ve always wanted to double date!

Roman:Wait…

Virgil: I can’t breathe.

Logan: Okay, let’s stop using the term “Butthurt.” We’re not twelve anymore.

Roman: You sound fannytroubled.

Patton:A little bootybothered if you ask me.

Virgil:Someone’s having a tushytantrum.

Deceit, with his hand in the opening of a vending machine: I am the smartest, most civilised side here.

Roman:…are you stuck in that candy machine?

Deceit:I paid for my Rolos. I’m getting my Rolos.

Virgil: Go crawl in a ditch and die.

Roman: I hope you get hit by a bus.

Patton: *walks into the room*

Roman: Aren’t we the bestest of friends?

Virgil: The best!

Patton: *smiles and walks out*

Virgil: I’m going to push you off a cliff.

Roman: Not if I push you off first.

Roman: Why are you like this?

Virgil: I used too much No More Tears Shampoo when I was a kid and I haven’t felt a single emotion since.

Roman: Bitch.

Virgil: Blocked.

Roman: Wait, no, unblock me - I have something important to tell you.

Virgil: Unblocked.

Roman: Bitch.

Thomas: If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Logan: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Patton: Drunk.

Virgil: Wasted.

Roman: Dead.

Roman: Alright, so you and I are married.

Virgil: I don’t want to be married.

Roman: Relax, it’s just pretend.

Virgil: I don’t wanna pretend.

Roman: Scared you’ll like it?

Virgil: Alright, if we’re married, I want a divorce.

Thomas: Are you two always like this?

Logan: Yes, they are.

Logan: Studies show that keeping a ladder inside a house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Virgil: That’s why I own ten guns.

Virgil: In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.

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