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Dinah: Have you ever noticed how eyelashes are supposed to keep stuff out of your eye but whenever there’s something in your eye it’s usually an eyelash?

Camila: How eye-ronic

Normani: …Camila we are throwing you out of the band.

Camila: Do you have the time?

Lauren: Yeah it’s almost 5

Camila: No, the time to write down my number?

Lauren: Hi, I’m Lauren, what’s your name?

Camila: People call me Camila but you can call me tonight.

Camila: Smoking is hazardous to your health and…

Lauren: I know.

Camila: Wait, and ba…

Lauren: Look I don’t need a lecture!

Camila: Let me finish, it’s hazardous and Bab..

Lauren: I don’t need this Camila. *Walks away*

Camila: *under her breath* smoking is hazardous for your health and baby, you’re killing me.

Ally: Camila stop staring at Lauren’s boobs.

Camila: HOW DARE YOU, IM STARING AT HER HEART!

Lauren: I don’t have a heart. I don’t need any love. I don’t fall for bitches, bitches fall for me. I’m a motherfucking heartbreaker. Nobody can touch me, top af all day long.

Camila:*breathes*

Lauren: Well fuck me daddy.

Ally: Ooh Wolverine, scarrrryyy!!

Lauren: I’m Edward Scissorhands.

Ally: Yeah I’m not really comfortable with you going trick or treating with scissors. Maybe you could go as Edward Spoonhands?

Lauren: It’s called Halloween, Ally, not Hallowuss.

Dinah: Alright, anybody under 5'1" cannot talk about getting in a fight…I mean, what are you gonna do, headbutt me in the nipples?

Ally: You know what? Say goodbye to your kneecaps!!

Ally: How are you doing today?

Normani: Meh, I’ve got this headache that comes and goes.

*Dinah enters the room*

Normani: Aaand there it is.

*Lauren stumbling into Camila’s bunk late at night*

Camila: W-what are you doing here?

Lauren: What you’ve wanted me to do for a long time…

Camila: YOU BROUGHT ME PIZZA?!?

Lauren *in nothing but underwear and a sleep t-shirt*: G'morning, how’d you sleep?

Camila *overwhelmed and unable to decide between good and okay*:G-ay

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