#first age folk music
I saw a post about traditional folk music genres from around the world and I couldn’t resist the urge to do one for some of the various kindreds of Elves, I am so sorry
Vanyarin Folk Music Genres
- God Loves Everyone But Especially Us
- Gee The Valar Sure Are Great
- Here Is An Hour-Long Poem About Wine
- Let’s Stomp On Some Grapes
- My Wife/Husband Has The Prettiest Hair In Town
- Everything Is Absolutely Fine
Noldorin Folk Music Genres
- My Family Is The Best And Bravest, Fuck You
- A Comprehensive List Of Things Feanor Has Invented
- I Would Kill God For A Silmaril
- I Built You A Giant Library Because I Love You
- Look At How Shiny And Glamorous Our Swords Are
- Oh Shit We Fucked Up We Fucked Up
Telerin Folk Music Genres
- Yo Ho Ho We Are Not Pirates But We Appreciate The Aesthetic
- My Girlfriend Makes The Best Boat Sails
- I Caught A Fish And It Was Thiiiis Big
- Boats Boats Boats Boats Boats
- The Noldor Killed Everyone I Love (Fuck You)
Sindarin Folk Music Genres
- All Trees Are Great But Especially This One (It’s A Metaphor For Love)
- Never Forget How Hot The King’s Wife And Daughter Are
- I Shot That Deer Because I Respect It
- I Made Moonshine And Now We Must Dance All Night
- Please Marry Me, I Have A Very Long Bow (Definitely Not A Double Entendre)
- Fuck All The Noldor Except The Ones Thingol Is Related To (But Also Them A Little Bit)
Avarin Folk Music Genres
- I Never Live In The Same Place For More Than A Year (Huzzah, Adventure!)
- I Don’t Know Who Manwe Is And At This Point I’m Too Embarrassed To Ask
- Will You Marry Me If I Wrestle A Bear?
- Congratulate Us On Avoiding Being In This Story
Some Edain music genres:
- My Husband Is A War Hero But Now He’s Dead
- The Elves Are Super Cool So We’ll Fight Satan For Them
- Our Village Has The Best Beer
- I Own Twenty (20) Axes
- I Love My Horse More Than My Parents
- The Valar Are Cool, I Assume
These are all pure gold. May I also suggest for the Noldor:
- Formenos Prison Blues
