#vanyar
You know those old chemistry sets from the 50’s? The ones that were SUUUUPER concerning in retrospect and were like “Make explosions in your back yard without even the barest presence of safety equipment! Mix random chemicals and see what happens! Here’s some ACTUAL URANIUM to hide and find with a geiger counter!”
Ok I’m not saying that the Noldor would have things like for their kids but also I’m totally saying the Noldor would have stuff like that for their kids.
Adding this to my headcanon that Vanyarin children have unlimited supplies of stuff like these
Which makes me wonder what kind of ill-advised toys the Teleri have
Whatever they bring home from the woods/beach, of course!
They would totally have craft kits for shells, and I think they’d have the kinds of “ocean in a bottle” toys that I used to love as a kid
The real Culture War isn’t progressive vs conservative. It’s Vanyar vs Avari
Change my fuckingmind.
“The Vanyar were the first and smallest clan of the Elves, being only fourteen in number in their beginning. All among them had blond hair. They were the most beloved by Manwë and Varda, and the Elder King gave them his gift of poetry and song.”
The War of the Jewels, J.R.R. Tolkien
She lost herself in the trees,
among the ever-changing leaves.
She wept beneath the wild sky
as stars told stories of ancient times.
The flowers grew towards her light,
the river called her name at night.
She could not live an ordinary life
with the mysteries of love hidden in her eyes.
It’s been awhile since I’ve sketched Findis, but my love for her has not diminished
I saw a post about traditional folk music genres from around the world and I couldn’t resist the urge to do one for some of the various kindreds of Elves, I am so sorry
Vanyarin Folk Music Genres
- God Loves Everyone But Especially Us
- Gee The Valar Sure Are Great
- Here Is An Hour-Long Poem About Wine
- Let’s Stomp On Some Grapes
- My Wife/Husband Has The Prettiest Hair In Town
- Everything Is Absolutely Fine
Noldorin Folk Music Genres
- My Family Is The Best And Bravest, Fuck You
- A Comprehensive List Of Things Feanor Has Invented
- I Would Kill God For A Silmaril
- I Built You A Giant Library Because I Love You
- Look At How Shiny And Glamorous Our Swords Are
- Oh Shit We Fucked Up We Fucked Up
Telerin Folk Music Genres
- Yo Ho Ho We Are Not Pirates But We Appreciate The Aesthetic
- My Girlfriend Makes The Best Boat Sails
- I Caught A Fish And It Was Thiiiis Big
- Boats Boats Boats Boats Boats
- The Noldor Killed Everyone I Love (Fuck You)
Sindarin Folk Music Genres
- All Trees Are Great But Especially This One (It’s A Metaphor For Love)
- Never Forget How Hot The King’s Wife And Daughter Are
- I Shot That Deer Because I Respect It
- I Made Moonshine And Now We Must Dance All Night
- Please Marry Me, I Have A Very Long Bow (Definitely Not A Double Entendre)
- Fuck All The Noldor Except The Ones Thingol Is Related To (But Also Them A Little Bit)
Avarin Folk Music Genres
- I Never Live In The Same Place For More Than A Year (Huzzah, Adventure!)
- I Don’t Know Who Manwe Is And At This Point I’m Too Embarrassed To Ask
- Will You Marry Me If I Wrestle A Bear?
- Congratulate Us On Avoiding Being In This Story
Some Edain music genres:
- My Husband Is A War Hero But Now He’s Dead
- The Elves Are Super Cool So We’ll Fight Satan For Them
- Our Village Has The Best Beer
- I Own Twenty (20) Axes
- I Love My Horse More Than My Parents
- The Valar Are Cool, I Assume
These are all pure gold. May I also suggest for the Noldor:
- Formenos Prison Blues