#fitz vacker

No but you know how whenever you’re at family gatherings there’s always those random relatives who come up to you and say stuff like, “I changed your diaper when you were younger! Do you remember me?” And you have no idea who they are? WHAT IF THE VACKERS HAD FAMILY GATHERINGS AND 317 RELATIVES CAME UP TO BIANA/FITZ AND ASKED THAT

Dex: I may have adopted a horse. what should I name it?

fitz: why a hor-

keefe: sophie foster

theunmappedstar:

sophie: whoa, you’re being a little-

fitz: obstreperous? recalcitrant? truculent?

sophie: i was going to say “bitchy.”

theunmappedstar:

the entitlement and incivility i see in some of these posts is mindblowing to me.

did you go to film school? chances are, probably not.

you know who did? shannon messenger. 

messenger knows how the film industry works and this series is her everything. this is a major, LITERAL once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. shannon knows what she’s doing. she played her cards well. i mean, imagine writing a book that is good enough for you to get approached (not have to approach, no. to GET APPROACHED) by fucking disney, the biggest entertainment company in the world, and batman.

please, take a moment to think about how many children and teens and young adults and, yes, adults will come to love this movie. 

think of the children who can only be calmed when their parents put on the KOTLC movie during the roadtrip. think of the teens who will get sad and run to this movie as an object of comfort during the rough times. think of the young adults who will share it with their family or friends or write heartfelt posts about it on the internet because it hit something in them they hadn’t felt in awhile. think of the adults who will watch it over and over because they find it to be fascinating, even if it’s classified as youth media.

i just… take a moment to think about how many lives this can touch. the book series is incredible - and that’s why it’s deserving of a movie and why shannon was approached. this is an opportunity to spread comfort and love and entertainment to more humans. it may end up a little inaccurate to the book, i get that. and yes, it probably will not fit the idea in your head! because this movie is not based off of yourheadcanons and your idea of the universe, but rather disney’s.

truly, no film adaptation has been a smash hit with the book fandom. no film adaption has gotten everything right - and they never will. there is not enough time in a film to indulge in each and every scene we see in the books. so expect some rough plot or some “missing” scenes and such. because it will come to pass.

and when it does, instead of the small details, think about the humans experiencing this for the first time. think about the children who become obsessed with a new storyline and all they can talk about is sophie foster for five weeks. think about the teens who want to draw and write and create for this new story. think about the young adults theorizing what could happen next, googling to see if there’s a sequel in the works. think about the adults trying out the books and gifting the books to the people around them.

this is huge and far beyond the fandom as we are right now. this is an installment to our story - i beg of you to look at the love it can produce, the lives it can touch, and the hearts it can change.

theunmappedstar:

reminder that fitz wears thumb rings and that’s kinda hot

the most unrealistic thing about the vacker siblings is that biana calls fitz “big brother” to his face

i barely acknowledge that my brother lives in my house half the time and he calls me loser

detz redraw for pride

it’s our KOTLC boys BYE

The vackers :)) I’d let them step on me

it’s about time i drew everyone together again

what’s it like third wheeling in your own relationship?

for@stardustanddaffodils!!

and thank you @silveredviolets for setting up the exchange!

If someone refers to Fitz as Ritz Cracker, there’s a 50% chance that it’s just a lighthearted joke about his silly name, but the other 50% of the time, they despise him with every ounce of their soul and have a picture of his face on their wall that they throw darts at and they’re calling him that because they can’t stand to even utter his name.

linh: you know, i’m starting to think there’s no way out of here…

fitz: like Grandpa Fallon always says: when one door closes…

fitz: choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force!