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405blazeitt:

raggedy-spaceman:

Is Norway even a real place??

We are not worthy of Norwegians

angelsmadefromneon:

the next met gala theme should be supernatural girlblogger 

gothamundernightlight:

(In)Correct Batfam Things

There is a new sign in the Batcave:

Here’s how everyone gets on either side:

Good

  • Dick - covered for Bruce at charity gala
  • Jason - did not shoot a suspect more than once at a time
  • Tim - hacked crime boss’s computer without needing a whole lot of coffee
  • Stephanie - did not buy the glitter bazooka
  • Duke - did not make fun of Bruce after getting caught dashing away from Commissionner Gordon
  • Cass - did not mouth off to a reporter and inadvertently set off new embarrassing rumor mills about the rest of the family
  • Damian - did not fight Selina for the box of abandoned kittens found in Crime Alley

Bad

  • Dick - challenged the Riddler to a pun-off and made fun of him for being a sore loser
  • Jason - made a wind chime of crowbars and tied it to a ceiling fan in Bruce’s bedroom
  • Tim - messed up his sleep schedule so badly he’s actually nocturnal now
  • Stephanie - taped groan tubes to the bat mobile tires
  • Duke - gaslighted Green Lantern into believing his ghost vision meant he could see actual ghosts
  • Cass - set personal records on how long she could stand behind Batman without getting caught before scaring him into an emergency room
  • Damian - bought Stephanie the glitter bazooka in exchange for help teaching Ace how to wield a sword

inthefallofasparrow:

In the town where I grew up, there was a large statue in one of the parks, of a famous historical white colonizer. I’m not going to say who specifically, suffice it to say that it was someone who wasn’t worth memorializing for their deeds. And as you can imagine, this statue was a frequent target of vandalism, with paint or toilet paper or eggs on multiple occasions. Now, the local council was generally pretty lax when it came to repairing potholes or other public damage in the town, but every time, 24 hours after this particular statue was hit, the same person would always appear in a Hi-Vis vest, hat, mask and sunglasses, carrying a bucket of water, and wash it clean. They would do it as quickly as possible, but always made sure the face and the name carved at the bottom were generously scrubbed. This only encouraged people to do it again, and so it became a vicious cycle.

Within a year, the statue had sustained so much damage that it was unrecognizable and the lettering unreadable, so eventually the council came and took it down. Also apparently, the person in the Hi-Vis vest didn’t even work for the council. They were supposedly just some ‘good samaritan’ who cleaned it, often before the council even discovered it needed cleaning, so they just let them do it and ignored the problem. They didn’t bother putting the statue up again.

Much later, we found out that the anonymous 'samaritan’ had been deliberately washing the statue with a bucket of saltwater, which had dramatically corroded it, causing irreversible accumulative damage far worse than spray paint ever would have done. It’s even theorized that they were also often the one spray-painting it, just so that they had an excuse to come back after a day to wash it.

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