#incorrect dc quotes
Bruce: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Y/N: Well Jason and I-
Jason: *Elbows Y/N*
Y/N: -Wouldn’t know.
Dick:Gross.
*Y/N to Bruce after he saved Y/N from the Joker that was trying to hurt Bruce*
Y/N: Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove off a bridge.
Bruce: *Slightly concerned* Can I pick?
Jonathan: it’s all about honour, blood, and integrity with you, isn’t it Eddie?
Lex: All I’m saying is that we should be concerned about leaving one man to hold that much power completely unchecked
Lex: But does anyone think about my logic? No!
Kon: Maybe because you’re a supervillain?
Lex: Shut up I’m monologuing
Superman: I’m blaming any negative traits Conner exhibits on his Luthor genes instead of the fact that he’s a teenager
Lex: I’m not certain what my type is, but so far it’s proven hazardous to my health
Lex: *looking at the Talon’s light bill*
Lex: Lana, what are you doing over there?
Jason Todd: Wait, so you’re also named Jason?
Jason Blood:Yes
Jason T: and you also have a white streak in your hair?
Jason B:Yes?
Jason T: Then there is only one explanation: you’re stealing my schtick!
Jason B: I’m older than you!
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 22:
Dick to the rest of the family:
I keep seeing these tweets on my feed and I’m getting kind of worried I—
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 21:
The BatFamily:
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 20:
Tim: Mental health? Zero.
Tim: Am I okay? No.
Tim: Will I be okay tomorrow? Probably not.
Tim: Hotel? Trivago.
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 19:
Dick: It’s always, “How fat is your ass?” but never “How is your fat ass?”
Dick: I’m tired and I hate it here
Jason Todd: You know what they say: go big or go home!
Bruce Wayne, sobbing: I’m begging you, Jason, for once in your life, PLEASE go home
Jason: *whispering* I’m going big
genuinely the funniest thing i’ve read allweek
Tim claps while watching tv.
Dick: what’s up?
Tim: I guessed the cause of death correctly on DR. G medical examiner
Dick:… that’s a true story show right?
Tim: yep!
Dick:… you need a girlfriend or boyfriend. Like now
President Lex Luthor: Bruce, please consider filling a post I’m creating. It may mean long hours and dangerous nights, surrounded by some of the scummiest elements in our society.
Bruce Wayne: You want me to be in your cabinet?
y/n: [runs worriedly into the room]
y/n: what did you d O?
damian: no one died
y/n: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT??
jason: you know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere
(y/n):
(y/n): jason- those are fucking wanted posters
jason: i had nothing to do with it
jason:
jason: okay, so maybe it was my idea BUT i feel bad about it
damian: [pushes tim off of a building]
tim: [falling towards the ground]
jason, watching: who am i to play god?
y/n: what are all these dead bodies doing here?
Jason, cleaning his guns: honestly, not much
just going to.. leave this here.
tim: why are you smiling
jason: am i not aloud to smile?
dick: bruce fell over outside.
dick: fuck me if i’m wrong but-
y/n: you’re wrong
dick:i-
y/n:wROnG
y/n: treat spiders the way you want to be treated
tim: killed without hesitation.
jason: can you tuck me in?
bruce:
bruce: you handed me a shovel
jason: yeah, just spread the dirt as evenly as you can
bruce: i beg your pardon??
jason: then fucking beg
y/n: did you even sleep last night?
tim: i got a solid.. 8 minutes
y/n:
tim:well
tim: not consecutively, but i’m fine
tim: there’s only three of you right now
damian: i hate you with every inch of my body
jason:
jason: that’s not many inches