The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.
In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.
The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.
The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.
the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble’s tail coming out of him, implying he’s the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy
Can we all just collectively agree that paparazzi are unnecessary. I don’t know about you but I personally don’t care to see pictures of Ariana Grande getting groceries
My sister and I were actually a very good team. We were called “Fire and Nice”. I was Fire, because of the red hair, and Claire was Nice, because it was ironic and she wasn’t.
For the first year of his life, I made up Manny like a girl and told everybody that he was my daughter. *Laughs* But just for a few times. I didn’t want to mess with his head. When he found the pictures, I told him that it was his twin sister who died.
Gloria Pritchett, Modern Family. “Come Fly With Me”.
