#funny incorrect quotes

Danny: Not to brag or anything, but there is no limit to the number of grudges I can hold

Danny, reading a recipe: Beat 3 eggs, at what? Hand to hand combat?

Tucker: Must be, because Jazz banned you from using ghost energy blasts in the kitchen 

Jazz: Danny, I need you to swear-

Danny: Fuck

Jazz: I meant like a promise, Danny

Draco: *exhales* I’m in love with you Granger, and I know you don’t feel the same way but–

Hermione: Draco I am in love with you too. I already told you this.

Draco: 

Draco: I don’t know how to deal with this information. 

Ginny: I’ll plan everything! We can have the reception at the Burrow. Why not have the whole wedding there? We’ll do it on a Monday morning, there’ll be fewer drunks.

Draco: Please take this personally when I say, I’ve obtained a Ministry order to prevent you from planning Granger and I’s wedding.

Ginny:  *reads papers*

Ginny: Well these seem to be in order. I’ll be in bed.