My little sister asked me to tell her a bedtime story and seeing as we didn’t have any books on hand, I decided to come up with one on the spot. All in all it consisted of a princess no one could find, not even every prince in the land. A princess decides to look for the lost princess and eventually finds her. They realize the lost princess has no recollection of her life before and that only true loves kiss could bring the memories back due to the spell on her mind. The princess kisses the lost princess and they live happily ever after. After I finished my story, my little sister (who’s only 4) asks, “girls can marry girls?” To which I responded “yes” and she gets quiet for a minute and then she just goes, “GROSS” And I, being a not-straight individual, asked what was so gross, expecting some “girls can’t marry girls because thats gross” type of answer that she may have picked up by someone that’s disapproving. She looks at me and goes “Marrying someone. Marriage is GROSS, LEXI” and I just looked at her and said “ya know what, you right, can’t argue that”
new school, new year, new grade, new kids, new thread, same absolute unbridled absurdity
please for the love of all that is holy someone explain to me why little girls always want to play in bathrooms, I was once a little girl who played in the bathroom and I still don’t understand, what dark pact have we made with the Bathroom Spirits,
have not added to this in ages because school this year is. hm how do you say. Absolutely Fucking Bonkers Batshit Crazy but here, enjoy some gems from room 601, previously room T7, because they moved us from our overflow trailers into one giant mega trailer which was sort of pointless but now we have a bathroom and a hallway and doors that lock so like. That’s good
hello friends it has been A Year and I am Very Tired
