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When I first listen to Les by Donald Glover

Work got a bitch d r a i n e d

Why did the girl fall of the swing

She had no arms

Hahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

I love whiteboards there quite

Re-markable

I just got an eye exam

It was quite the SPECTICAL

Alot of people think ima plank.

Because I’m always board

Tim: I’ve just concord my fear of ghosts.

Jhon: That’s the spirit.

Tim: Ohhhh baby lord where.

They say after that he pissed pants.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet

Because they LACKTOES

What do you call the assistant to the assistant of a nut

A CO CO NUT

Have you heard the gossip about butter

Actually nahhh I shouldn’t spread it

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WELL WE KNOW WHATS COMING HOME

EENNGGLLAANDD

i am not an early bird or a night owl. i am some form of a permanently exhausted pigeon

we found out my moms credit card got stolen when we got a receipt for a $400 purchase at a dOLLAR GENERAL