#funny shit

oingomyboingos:

effable-as-f:

smt1:

im at your girls house changing their pronouns

this is what the killers song is about

death2america:

also wear lingerie. next question

airsignz:

sleepy-bebby:

vergak:

giugirl743:

vergak:

aaays-and-bees:

vergak:

Zillow house listings

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

costumer: hi excuse me do you work here

me, has worked here for 3 years: idk let me get my manager :)

fmabscar:

some of you never had iced tea imported from england, lifeguards imported from spain, towels imported from turkey and turkey imported from maine and it shows

algrolo:

algrolo:

Scars are really cool and sexy but in this day and age how do you even get one without it being an accident

Looking for a sparring partner for various sword/knife/blade fights. Must be okay to injure each other, but not maim or kill. Looking to acquire some cool scars. Professionals or unskilled are both fine. Bonus if you too are looking for cool, new scars. Bring your own blades.

Contact me with solicitous offers

or just fall off a tree like the rest of us

…so it was a party trick after all!!!!!!!

nachosncheeze:

Blindspot 2x16 - Unspoken Dialogue 2

(Patterson is too damn observant)

(dedicated to @kate-dammit-runwhosepost about jane barging through weller’s doors made me snort earlier)

Bonus: Alternate final frame (Weller’s internal dialogue)