#glee club
Santana: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Brittany: The car takes a screenshot.
Quinn: For the last time, get the fuck out.
Quinn: While I’m gone, Brittany, you’re in charge.
Brittany: Yes!!!
Quinn, whispering: Santana, you’re secretly in charge.
Santana: Obviously.
Rachel: If you had to choose between Kurt and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Santana: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Kurt: Santana!
Rachel: 63 cents.
Santana: I’ll take the money.
Kurt: SANTANA!!!
Store Worker: Would a Mx. Santana please come to the front desk?
Santana, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Kurt and Rachel
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Kurt and Rachel, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Santana: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
“Everyday you’re alive is a blessing, make the most of today..”- Naya Rivera.
~1987-2020.