#gorgug
Fantasy High Characters as John Mulaney Quotes
Fig:None of us really know our fathers… Anyway.
Riz: Brush your teeth. Now, boom! Orange juice. That’s life.
Kristen: Now, I was raised catholic. I don’t know if you could tell from the everything about me.
Gorgug: You know how I’m filled with rage? I’m so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet.
Adaine: I’m just too anxious for a lot of things.
Fabian:I was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick
A little Gorgug and the most uncomfortably informative adoptive parents in history. Something nice and holistic for the holidays.
you like this shy girl in your class. your first kiss is from your best friend (she just figured out she’s a lesbian). this wasn’t what you imagined your first kiss would be like. your second kiss is from the girl you like’s dad (you go to her house). this was certainly not how you expected your second kiss to be like. your third kiss is with a guy who’s having a mental breakdown at prom (youkissedhim this time). this is your third kiss and you still haven’t kissed the girl you like. you are gorgug thistlespring.