#gothic memes

It’s honestly SO hilarious to me how Robert smith’s twitter icon is a picture cropped so badly that it’s just his hair. And the fact that he’s only tweeted 21 times since 2018

Someone…please teach this old man how to use twitter….

elliottbmathers31:

Sentences that can work for a variety of situations, but inspired by the atmosphere of small town horror stories. 

“I haven’t seen your face around here. Who are you?”
“You can’t go in there. No one is allowed in there.”
“We don’t take kindly to trespassers.” 
“If they catch you here, you’re dead.”
“Nobody likes outsiders around here.”
“There’s some things you just don’t ask questions about.”
“Why is everyone giving me nasty stares?”
“Whatever you do, don’t go wandering around after dark.”
“Hi, where can I find the gas station? I need to get out of here.”
“The people around here are really weird, aren’t they?”
“You’re not welcome.”
“Things were fine until people like you started showing up.”
“This is the last stop for miles. You won’t find another motel.”
“You can stay the night, but I suggest you leave before the sun comes up.”
“I’ll show you where you’ll sleep. If you need anything, learn to live without it.”
“So is everyone here in some kind of cult?”
“I get an eerie feeling just walking around this place.” 
“Sometimes when you see something you can’t explain, you just have to turn your head and ignore it.”
“My neighbor got abducted by aliens once. That’s why he twitches.”
“You probably shouldn’t drink the tap water.”
“My car stalled out of town. Can I get a ride?”
“I feel like some weird shit’s going on that no one talks about.”
“Will someone please just explain what the hell is up with this place?”
“God, I hate towns like these. It’s like being on another planet.”
“You can drive to the next town, but it’s about two hours to get there.”
“Why are there so many abandoned buildings?”
“So why do you live here? You don’t seem like the other weirdos.”
“This town’s got to have some good ghost stories, right?”
“We haven’t had a visitor in a really long time.”
“This town wasn’t even on the map.”
“Do me a favor and be gone by morning.”
“When you leave, please take me with you.”