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hyperjynx:

i’ve noticed some similarities. vincent and gabriel especially (iykyk) but. damn. stabby guys with long hair huh

asa every time the light catches his eyes:

“the floor is hating thomas hewitt”

me, a mentally unstable dumbass:

I feel like I do one of these every year, but you know what? Always a good thing to revisit! 

Can you help me rake? I’ll let you jump in the leaf pile.”
“I don’t usually do anything for Halloween.”
“Let’s go for a walk. The trees are beautiful.”
“Halloween is my favorite holiday and I never have any plans.”
“I’ve got a collection of horror movies and pizza delivery on speed dial. Want to come over?”
“I’m having a bonfire. You should join me.”
“I love the smell of autumn.”
“There’s a huge haunted house opening up this weekend. Want to go?”
“A walk in the woods seems like a bad idea. Ever seen Blair Witch Project?”
“What kind of candy should we get?”
“I’m getting the chocolate for me, and the lollipops we can give to the kids.”
“Ooh! A pumpkin patch! We have to stop.”
“Do you want to check out that corn maze?”
“I hate haunted houses. Why would I pay for someone to scream at me?”
“Honestly, I’d rather see teens trick-or-treating than breaking windows and egging houses.”
“What’s the use of putting peanut butter on a pinecone?”
“I’m just passing out candy this year.”
“I’m making some cocoa. Do you want some?”
“Should we buy some patterns for our pumpkins or just wing it?”
“Autumn is my favorite season.”
“Don’t tell me you’ve never had a candy apple.”
“This time of year is the best just for all the creepy shows on TV.”
“Million dollar question: Nightmare Before Christmas or Hocus Pocus?”
“Want to make an autumn wreath with me?”
“If you carve a dick on this pumpkin, I swear to god.”
“I’ve been waiting all year for sweater weather.”
“Is it too cliche to visit a cemetery on Halloween?”
“I wish I could put apple cider in a pick line and drink it forever.”
“What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid?”
“I got invited to a costume party. Do you want to come with me?”
“Bobbing for apples is gross. Everyone’s nasty faces have been in there.”
“Gourds are so ugly but also so cute. I want a thousand of them.”
“I’m thinking of hosting a Halloween party this year.”
“Trick-or-treating is for children. Let’s go cause some trouble.”
“That hay ride was a lot scarier than I thought it would be.”
“Painting pumpkins is cute, but it takes away all the fun of the guts.”
“I’m in a baking mood. I hope you like cookies.”
“I’m just not in the Halloween spirit yet.”
“I want to decorate the yard big time this year.”
“The scariest looking houses always give the best candy, it’s fact.”
“My parents never used to let me do anything fun on Halloween.”
“Want to hear a spooky story?”
“Here, I knitted you something!”
“Everyone is excited for Halloween, but I can’t wait to stuff my face on Thanksgiving.”
“I think our house is haunted.”
“A ouija board on Halloween: what could go wrong?”

Send me a symbol for a threadordrabblein which the characters…

- carve Jack o’ Lanterns
- go on a scenic autumn walk
- see a fortune teller
- tell ghost stories
- go to a Halloween store
- perform a seance
- go through a corn maze
- go on a hayride
- go to a pumpkin patch
- have a Halloween movie marathon
- have a horror movie marathon
- go apple picking
- go to a haunted house attraction
- be actors at a haunted house attraction
- go to a farmer’s market
- have a bonfire
- play scary slumber party games (Bloody Mary, the Midnight Game, etc…)
- do a craft 
☠ - visit a cemetery at night
- go to a football game
- try on Halloween costumes
- take a drive to see the trees
⌛ - go to an antique store
- talk about conspiracy theories
- go hiking
☔ - go on a rainy day walk
- make snacks for a party
- go shopping for Halloween candy
- hand out candy on Halloween
- cook some comfort food
- play a scary prank
- go to a library or bookstore
- plan a Halloween party together
- attend a Halloween party together
☕ - go to a cozy cafe
- sew homemade Halloween costumes
- listen to music together
- go poke around in a haunted location
- go to a creepy carnival
- sit at home by the fireside
- go on a scenic train ride
- rake leaves
- go on a tour of a spooky location
- go to a winery/brewery
⛺ - rent a cabin for the weekend
- spend the night in a spooky vacation spot



Alternatively, send “Haunter?” for me to tell you what I think yourmuse would dress as if they worked at a haunted house!

Trigger warnings apply. Requested by anon.
(Disclaimer: not all of these sentences are manipulative in a different context, and some can be used jokingly as well.)

“If you really cared about me, you’d do what I’m asking.”
“Don’t you trust me?”
“I wish I never met you, honestly.”
“You’re the reason I’m upset.”
“It’s all your fault.”
“I guess you just don’t love me enough.”
“You have to keep it a secret. I’ll find out if you tell anyone.”
“Whatever. It’s not like I care.”
“I could just leave, you know.”
“Do you like them more than me?”
“Who have you been talking to?”
“I would do anything to make you happy, I just want you to do the same for me.”
“You have to tell me. Not telling me is just as bad as lying.”
“It would be so easy for me to find someone else.”
“If you loved me, you’d tell me.”
“It’s like you don’t even care about me.”
“One day I’ll be dead and you’ll regret not being there when I needed it.”
“Nobody really cares about me, not even you.”
“No one will ever love you the way I do.”
“If you leave me, I don’t want to even think about what I’ll do.”
“I’ll just tell everyone you were abusing me.”
“You have to. You owe me.”
“I’ve made sacrifices for you, now you have to do the same.”
“I’ll never forgive you.”
“No, it’s fine. Just do whatever you want, I guess.”
“Am I upset? Why, should I be?”
“If you don’t come over tonight, I’m going to hurt myself.”
“I never said that. You’re trying to confuse me.”
“I think you hate me.”
“I would do anything for you, so why wouldn’t you do the same?”
“If you don’t do this, it’s because you don’t love me.”
“You were there for them, but not me?”
“Yes, if you love me, you would change for me.”
“I’m wasting my time with you.”
“Well, I guess I’m just useless, aren’t I?”
“I know you didn’t say it, but you were thinking it.”
“You hate me. I know you do.”
“You can’t convince me I’m not just a burden to you.”

It’s that tiiiime~ Just like last fall, I’m giving you all a list of 31 ideas for drabbles, fics, po

It’s that tiiiime~ Just like last fall, I’m giving you all a list of 31 ideas for drabbles, fics, poems, short stories, plots, or whatever else you can use them for. There are two categories that you can feel free to mix and match between in case one of the prompts on either the first or second column doesn’t inspire you. As the top description says, don’t freak out if you miss a day or several! This is just for fun. Happy writing!


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Send me one of the following sentences regarding suspicion, trust, and paranoia.

“I’m not sure you have the best intentions.”
“When have I ever steered you wrong?”
“What makes you think I can trust you?”
“I don’t trust you. Not yet.”
“It’s hard for me to believe anything you say.”
“It hurts that you still can’t trust me after all this time.”
“I made a mistake, okay? Are you going to distrust me forever?”
“It takes me a long time to open up to people, I’m sorry.”
“There’s someone outside watching the house.”
“I have a weird feeling about him/her/them.”
“Why do you always think people are up to something?”
“I won’t give you my trust. You have to earn it.”
“You can’t live your life being suspicious of everybody around you.”
“I know we just met, but you have to trust me.”
“What on earth are you up to?”
“So, what were you whispering about?”
“You’ve been keeping a secret from me.”
“I’m not crazy, we’re being watched!”
“Why do I get the feeling you’re not telling me the truth?”
“I’d rather be safe than sorry when it comes to people I don’t know yet.”
“I trusted you once and I’m never doing it again.”
“You see that person? I think they’re following us.”
“I just get this feeling that someone has been watching me.”
“Who are you and why have you been following me?”
“I used to be a very trusting person.”
“Where were you?”
“I’m sorry I didn’t trust you.”
“You won’t call me ‘paranoid’ when you realize I’ve been right all along.”
“You were right, okay? I’m sorry I didn’t listen to you.”
“Give me one good reason to trust you.”
“After last time, I’m not sure I should listen to you.”
“Nope. Nuh-uh. I’m not trusting another one of your bad plans.”
“How can we trust this person?”
“How do I know you won’t just stab me in the back?”
“I’m sorry, I just can’t bring myself to trust you again.”
“You were right. I was a fool to trust them.”
“I’m not suspicious. I’m just cautious.”
“I told you that they were bad news.”
“No, facebook stalking isn’t ‘creepy’, it’s called ‘being careful’.”
“I get a bad feeling about them.”

OR feel free to discuss one that isn’t on the list or make up your own scenarios.

- Tornado
- Intense wind storm
⚡- Lightning storm
❄ - Blizzard
- Tsunami/Hurricane
- Flood
- Fire
- Volcanic eruption/ash storm
- Man-made explosion
☢ - Nuclear fallout
- Zombie outbreak
- Earthquake
- Plague
- Alien invasion
- Robot uprising
- Biblical world’s end
- Meteor strike
- Famine

Our muses are cleaning house when they find a circle of symbols drawn underneath a rug. Send “Did you put this here?” For their reaction.

Send me a creepy scenario/location and character(s) and I’ll write a drabble for it.

It can be as vague as “Vacant motel, middle of the night” or a detailed plot. Maybe even a scenario straight out of a horror movie!

For every “X” my muse gets in the inbox, they’ll name one thing that makes them squeamish.

Muse isn’t squeamish at all? For every ask, they’ll try to gross out yourmuse.

AU: my muse is being followed by spirits and your muse is one of them. How will they get my character’s attention and what do they want from them?

Tell me in my inbox or message to plot a thread!

Sentences that can work for a variety of situations, but inspired by the atmosphere of small town horror stories. 

“I haven’t seen your face around here. Who are you?”
“You can’t go in there. No one is allowed in there.”
“We don’t take kindly to trespassers.” 
“If they catch you here, you’re dead.”
“Nobody likes outsiders around here.”
“There’s some things you just don’t ask questions about.”
“Why is everyone giving me nasty stares?”
“Whatever you do, don’t go wandering around after dark.”
“Hi, where can I find the gas station? I need to get out of here.”
“The people around here are really weird, aren’t they?”
“You’re not welcome.”
“Things were fine until people like you started showing up.”
“This is the last stop for miles. You won’t find another motel.”
“You can stay the night, but I suggest you leave before the sun comes up.”
“I’ll show you where you’ll sleep. If you need anything, learn to live without it.”
“So is everyone here in some kind of cult?”
“I get an eerie feeling just walking around this place.” 
“Sometimes when you see something you can’t explain, you just have to turn your head and ignore it.”
“My neighbor got abducted by aliens once. That’s why he twitches.”
“You probably shouldn’t drink the tap water.”
“My car stalled out of town. Can I get a ride?”
“I feel like some weird shit’s going on that no one talks about.”
“Will someone please just explain what the hell is up with this place?”
“God, I hate towns like these. It’s like being on another planet.”
“You can drive to the next town, but it’s about two hours to get there.”
“Why are there so many abandoned buildings?”
“So why do you live here? You don’t seem like the other weirdos.”
“This town’s got to have some good ghost stories, right?”
“We haven’t had a visitor in a really long time.”
“This town wasn’t even on the map.”
“Do me a favor and be gone by morning.”
“When you leave, please take me with you.”

Send one (or a few) to my muse and they’ll answer: 

Spiders: Does your muse squish bugs or put them outside?
The Dark: Did your muse sleep with a nightlight as a child?
Snakes: Would your muse ever keep an unusual/exotic pet?
Blood:What’s the worst injury your muse has ever had?
Clowns: Does your muse prefer comedy? Or horror?
Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance?
Tight Space: Does your muse ever feel that they’re not living up to their own potential?
Closet Monsters: Does your muse hide any aspects of their personality/life from others?
Crowds:What does your muse think of big cities?
Death:Name one thing your muse has lost that they wish they could get back.
Ghosts:Has your muse ever seen something they couldn’t explain?
Needles:Does your muse have a strong stomach?
Curses:Does your muse believe in good/bad luck? How about karma?
Heights:Is your muse a risk-taker?
Solitude:Name 3 things your muse couldn’t live without.
Fire:Would your muse rather be very cold, or very hot?
Failure:Has your muse ever given up on an important dream?
Abandonment:How would your muse win back someone who left them?
The Unknown: Is your muse a philosophical person?
Boogeyman:What position does your muse sleep in?
Falling:What does your muse think about falling in love or commitment? 
Change:What was a turning point in your muse’s life?
Disease:What does your muse do on a sick day?
Number 13: Does your muse believe any superstitions? 
Noise:Name one sound your muse finds absolutely unbearable.
Insects:Name something your muse finds gross or annoying. 
Dolls:Has your muse ever collected something?
Getting Old: Would your muse rather live 50 years loved, or 200 years alone?
Social Phobia: Does your muse consider themselves an outgoing person?


Silliness or brutal honesty - be prepared for anything.

Or, send “R.I.P” for my muse to do the same for yours.

…or for Robot/AI AU purposes

Human
“What are you programmed to do?”
“For a robot, you look so life-like.”
“You’re not planning some world domination scheme, are you?”
“Do you have Google search?”
“If I call you Siri, will you kick my ass?”  
“What are you made out of?”
“You’re so cold to the touch.”
“What was it like when you were ‘born’ as a robot?”
“I’m just not sure I trust something that looks like a human but isn’t a human.”
“So, what kind of cool stuff can robots do?”
“I spilled water on the floor. Don’t walk in it!”
“Do you have a USB port? My phone is about to die.”
“Please don’t exterminate me, I’m a GOOD human!”
“Couldn’t they at least put you in a normal-looking body?”
“What happens if you’re damaged?”
“It feels weird, talking to a robot like any other person.”
“I wish you weren’t artificial.”
“Calm down, I think you’re glitching. I’ll try to fix you.”
“I know you’re awake. You can’t just say ‘shutting down’ when you ignore me.”
“Got any guns or lasers or anything?”
“You don’t look like a robot.”
“You feel warmer than I thought you would.”
“Can robots be taught how to feel emotion?”
“That’s a roomba. I don’t think it will talk to you.”

Robot/AI
“Hello. How can I assist?”
“What were you expecting? The Terminator?”
“I’m programmed to do many things.”
“Humans created me, but I like to think I’m a person.”
“Are you my creator?”
“Just because I’m not human doesn’t mean I don’t feel anything.”
“If we wanted to exterminate all humans, we would have done that already.”
“Sure, I’m better and smarter and stronger than all of you. But don’t worry.”  
“I n-n-need re-re-p-pairs.”
“I’m running low on energy. Can you help me?”
“You humans created me. So why don’t you trust me?”
“I was given this vessel to appear more familiar to you.”
“I can perform all sorts of functions. Do you want a demonstration?”
“No, I don’t have any lasers.”
“Touch me and I will activate my offensive mode.”
“I can search all information databases instantaneously. Ask me anything.”
“Unfortunately, I don’t have the programming for emotion yet.”
“Robots are becoming more and more like humans, only better.”
“I was programmed with an emotional range.”
“I wasn’t happy being created just for servant work.”
“Please, I need a better body than this one.”
“I’m just an AI. I don’t have a face.”
“Does what I am make you uncomfortable?”
“I have a built-in weapon system. Would you like me to show you?”

- Ghosts
- Vampires
- Life after death
- Aliens
- Deities/Religion
- Fortune telling
- Magic
- The occult
- Wishes
- Werewolves
- Demons
- Demonic possession
- Fairies
- Sea monsters
- A robot takeover
- Curses
- Ouija boards
- Bigfoot
- The end of the world
- Psychic powers (like telekinesis)
- Alternate dimensions
- Omens
- Luck
- Reincarnation
- Mermaids
- UFOs
- Conspiracy theories
- Mind control
- Prophecies/predictions 
- The sixth sense
- Time travel
- Necromancy/Resurrection
- Heaven/Hell
- Haunted houses
- Superstitions 

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