#greatest hits
number-1-transfem-berdly-enjoyer:
pass the crab to your followers
*tosses the crab like a wedding bouquet*
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a new hand touches the crab
*passes the crab like a joint in a weed circle*
please don’t smoke the crab
Oh I’ll smoke the fuckin crab if I damn well WANT TO
pass the crab to your followers
*tosses the crab like a wedding bouquet*
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a new hand touches the crab
*passes the crab like a joint in a weed circle*
please don’t smoke the crab
ME: id like to use my Trusty horses to do well in this chariot race,
Antilochus Son of Nestor: Im ready to run you over old man. Go on. Try to evade my chariot coming at you at incredible speeds
i hate to say it, Oh i hate to say it, but many of my fellow achaean soldiers think that “Quest for personal glory” is more important than my wife.
1257 BCE: heracles’ aids in destroying the city of troy and nearly kills its entire ruling family and is celebrated, historically revered
1218 BCE: i kill one trojan prince in a grief induced rage and get labeled as the “Rage” guy
Remo Drive // Blue Ribbon
Yo has anybody who ordered the signed greatest hits vinyl from the ntwrk livestream heard anything about their order yet??
Waterparks colors - Greatest Hits
UP TO YOU
from @waterparks on instagram
ALRIGHT!
he’s a natural blue :)
OTTO WOOD IN THE FLESH Y’ALL
(am i posting this because i suddenly got relevant again after not posting in months? maybe lol)
Here’s another tidbit of Faces of Anal trivia - our greatest sources of visitors over the years. Besides other Tumblr blogs, we got the most visits from the Reddit sub for painal:
https://www.reddit.com/r/painal/
Ironically, note that you won’t find any Faces of Anal posts tagged with the “painal” term. Painal often means porn focused on punishing a woman (almost always it’s hetero), or where anal sex is being done as a “surprise” or without consent. Faces of Anal has never supported that approach to anal play. We believe the anal receiver should be in control and feeling pleasure (unless, of course, it’s in the context of bdsm play where the receiver has consented to give over control to the dominant partner, under explicitly negotiated consensual terms).
The Tumblr blog that sent the most visitors our way was:
http://thatlookslikeithurts.tumblr.com
The other top Tumblr blogs that sent us visitors are no longer up and running. They were fredpoa.tumblr.com and deepanaldildo.tumblr.com
my reaction to each song from waterparks new album
Greatest Hits: little weird, but it’s the albums intro so I’m not gonna be judgey abt it
Fuzzy: 30 seconds in and already headbanging, so FUN omggggg
Lowkey as Hell: already memorized the lyrics since it’s been out for a while lol
Numb: already memorized these ones too lmao
Violet!: I only heard this one once before, it’s a little slower than the others but it’s a nice change from the intensity of numb, super catchy, and ohhhhhh the lyricsssssssssss fjdhdjfjfn
Snow globe: love this one too, memorized,
Just Kidding: makes me sad, but still catchy aghhh
The Secret Life Of Me: man these lyrics go so hard omfg “think I need a life or maybe nine, cause I’m feeling like I’m running out of time” brb screaming and then the 80s synth chords stopppp you’re killing me omfggggg
American Graffiti: classic parx sounding I think, quality head banger, good good
You’d be Paranoid Too: ngl I didn’t like this that much when they first released it but it’s grown on me
Fruit Roll Ups: damn didn’t expect to wanna cry so early in the morning, the synth chords in the background ahhhhhhhh, “I’m a little bitch for you now” is so funny and so cute I can’t
LIKE IT: very different from the rest, not the biggest fan yet, but it’s catchy and will probably grow on me, also “I’m gonna shave my FUCKING head”
Gladiator: yoooo this rhythm was in some videos they released a while ago, groovy vibes
Magnetic: another headbanger, I can already imagine myself blasting this in the car, gives me some panic! vibes in the middle with the trumpets
Crying Over It All: crying over the end of everything before it happens, romantic and depressing, too relatable, anyways gonna scream into the void now
Ice Bath: very different, kind of intense, love the piano and the beats
See You In The Future: idk why I expected this to be shorter and not a full song, yoooo when it picks up though these vibes sir are good ooooooo, it’s different and I love it
Worth the wait? Yes. Am I gonna get hearing damage from blasting it on repeat too loud? Again, yes. Love this band, love the new songs :))))