#habits white rabbit

Bruno: Everyone stop what you’re doing!

Mista: So, like, do you want me to take off the clown paint or-

Koichi: You don’t care about me at all!

Okuyasu: Listen, I’d shit my pants for you.

Koichi: …why?

Okuyasu: I would.

Koichi: But, like, why?

Okuyasu: Oi, Josuke, what’s this?

Josuke: Oh, it’s almond milk. Why?

Okuyasu: …but almonds don’t have titties??

Giorno: If Naples is so expensive why don’t we move to somewhere like Verona

Bruno: Full offense but I’d rather us be dead in Naples than alive in Verona

Dio: What’s up, JoJo, you hetero bitch?

Jonathan: O-oh, hey…hey, Dio.

Dio: You touch any tits lately, you straight fuck?

Mista: I hate being high why do I keep hearing footsteps

Fugo: Are you walking?

Mista: Oh shit

Josuke: woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air