POV: You and Bokuto have been friends since you were both in kindergarten. Now both of you are 3rd years at fukurodani with mutual romantic feelings but are afraid to take the next step in the fear it will all go wrong. So with a little bit of encouragement from your brother and Bokuto’s best friend Akaashi and his teammates you decided to make a video montage of every precious moment you have spent together captured on camera.
The TV screen turns off as you turn to face him “Now will you let me be someone to you?” Your eyes boring into his soft ones “Only if you’ll let me be someone to you aswell” he replies sweetly, taking slow steps towards you he wraps one of his big muscular arms around you tilting your chin up and sealing your lips together in a kiss as the Cheers of your peers fills the room.
Characters: Kuroo, Oikawa, Bokuto, Daichi, Ushijima, Kita
ALSO KITA’S GRAND DEBUT ON MY PAGE - there are finally some gifs of him <3
Kuroo Tetsurou
You somehow convince the team to help you kidnap Kuroo to celebrate his last days as Nekoma captain
It’s after his class president activities for the day that Kenma throws a sack over Kuroo’s head, Taketora and Nobuyuki tie his wrists behind his back, and the others throw him onto a cart
Instantly figures out it’s you
“Ayeeee my baby really woke up today and chose ~violence~”
Cue Kenma banging his head on a wall
“Sorry Y/n I’m out"
"KENMA WE DIDN’T EVEN START"
“That’s right daddy we didn’t even start ;)”
Yaku HURLS himself at Kuroo, face the color of a tomato, ready to hurt this man
“YOU ASTAXANTHIN”
Lev gets absolutely bulldozed in his attempt to stop Yaku
PSA to protecc Lev’s ass from Yaku
The team breaks out into a fight
Kenma and Yaku are throwing hands at Kuroo
Who is still tied up, mind you
Lev is crying
And you
Honestly you don’t know if you should be helping Kenma and Yaku or Lev and Kuroo
Oikawa Tooru
Convincing the team to help you kidnap Oikawa for his surprise birthday is a CHALLENGE
The team is looking at you with equally unimpressed faces
“Do we have to”
“I don’t want him; you keep him”
"Let’s ship him off to Argentina"
can you even disagree tho ;-;
The team sneaks close to the classroom after school when he’s all alone, the sun having already set outside
You’ve barely even TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS when Oikawa starts screaming about aliens
"Kami-sama, please let me live to tell the story of my extraterrestrial abduction"
You have to throw yourself at Iwaizumi so he doesn’t chuck the object nearest to him
which just so happens to be his slipper
"If you salvage my body parts, give Y/n my dick, Tobio-chan my middle finger, Ushijima my other middle finger, and Iwa-chan my face”
This time, you don’t stop Iwaizumi
Overall, kidnapping Oikawa is a success, but he’s super bummed you guys aren’t aliens
“I mean, are you guys wearing human skin suits or-”
“ARE YOU ASKING TO DIE?”
Daichi Sawamura
It’s a late night for Daichi in the club room
Karasuno turns this into a whole ass mission
crow babies are nothing if not extra
Kageyama is wearing his shitty ass disguise
Hinata and Nishinoya are back-to-back, using ninja hand-signs
“Watch your six”
“Roger that”
“We’re headed into no man’s land, I repeat, we’re headed into no man’s land"
Nishinoya does a super secretive somersault, accidentally sending Tanaka slamming into the club room door
You can practically see Tanaka’s soul leaving his body
“TANAKA!”
Everyone’s clamoring towards Tanaka’s fallen form
Sugawara slaps him on the cheeks to check for life, once again sending him back to the dead
"TANAKA!"
"NISHINOYA!"
"D-Daichi"
Everyone looks up from their crouched places on the floor and screams at the now-open club door
daddy daichi part 2, Y/n
Kita Shinsuke
You somehow became good friends with the second year headasses
Y’all are swapping stories about your boyfriend Kita and there seems to be a common thread
No one has EVER seen him flustered
So of course Suna and you want to pull a prank on him, just to see his reaction
And while the twins have always been scared of Suna, even they can’t resist switching up the victims of their usual ways
He’s the last one to leave as usual, going through his ritual of cleaning the locker room
Only this time, the entire team and you are lurking
The lights go off and everything goes as planned
Kita’s not even struggling
what the fuck
At this point everyone is kind of confused, like should you just leave him with a burlap sack over his head?
Kitaraises his hand
"I’m sorry, but I need to finish cleaning”
Suna sighs, stopping the recording and tossing his phone
“I hate him"
You giggle while wrapping Kita’s head in your arms
"Never change, love”
Bokuto Koutarou
Of his 37 weaknesses, studying is one of them
Bokuto can never sit still and actively avoids it
But he needs to pass his next finals, so you and Akaashi devise the most thorough, beautiful master plan in existence
is that a blueprint of Bokuto’s damn house
Unfortunately, Bokuto is literally too LOUD to kidnap
The team rolls up to Bokuto’s house and sneaks in
He’s a beefy boy, so it’s quite a handful to drag him into the car waiting outside in the first place
But then he starts screaming
“PLEASE DON’T TAKE MY STUFFED ANIMALS AND MY STEAK I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT"
So now you’re looking extremely sus to Bokuto’s neighbors, who duck into their homes
Konoha’s driving when suddenly a police car flashes its lights at you
"Pull over. I repeat, pull over the vehicle”
“I’M IN HERE!” Bokuto screams
“Bokuto, it’s us, shut up!"
Apparently the police take this the wrong way
"Victim is being threatened. Suspects are ten teenagers, unknown genders. Requesting backup.”
Three hours later, you are still at the police station and Bokuto has gotten absolutely no studying done
“Oh well, he was going to fail anyway"
"AGGHHAASHI :(”
Ushijima Wakatoshi
You kidnap Ushijima for an anniversary date
And honestly
You don’t even really need the team
This mans is HELPING you kidnap him
Tendou opens his dorm while Ushijima is napping
The team quietly files in, supplies at the ready
“PUT YOUR HANDS UP” Semi barks as Shirabu cautiously blindfolds his captain
Don’t hurt the precious cargo
Ushijima wakes up blearily and just does as he’s told, shuffling out of the room
The team watches in utter confusion as you gently nudge him all the way to your destination, not even resisting
You un-blindfold him after tying him to a chair, and he greets you all calmly
“Toshi, you were being KIDNAPPED; why did you do nothing??”
“I was not doing anything important at the moment,” Ushijima replies, puzzled
You facepalm
someone teach this 190 cm baby what STRANGER DANGER is
