#daichi sawamura x reader

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Reader:F
Character:Hajime Iwaizumi, Daichi Sawamura
Rating:G
Summary:It was hard not to be overwhelmed with anxiety sometimes. It felt like everything became overwhelming and it was hard to stop crying. Bu the love your life was always there to comfort you.
Warning:Fluff, Anxiety
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It started with the shake of your hands. Then your mind became a jumbled mess and then finally the tears came. You were sitting in a quiet part of the university with your head in your hands, your entire body shaking. 

It was just animal biology, why did it make you so anxious. But the idea of a buzzer test made the fear bubble up inside of you until it was spilling over. You rubbed your eyes and tried to calm yourself down from the anxiety. But every time you thought you calmed down, the fear came back and you were crying again. 

Nestled in between lockers you were crying quietly to yourself, but it didn’t take long for your boyfriend to find you. The squeak of his sneakers as he walked down the hall, calling your name until he found you. 

He said your name quietly under his breath before he rushed over to you and slotted himself beside you. His natural instinct was the wrap his arms around you tightly.

  “Hey, hey.” He said as he strong arms lopped around you, “I got you, I got you. You’re safe. I promise.”

You sniffled and rubbed your cheek against him. You croaked, “Hajime.” And your boyfriend just held you tighter. Not letting you go as you started to settle down from the wave of anxiety. 

  “What’s wrong?” He asked, “Why are you crying? We couldn’t find you in the club room. I got worried.” He looked down at you and pushed your hair out of your eyes. You looked so small and fragile against him. You shivered like a leaf and whimpered like a puppy. 

  “Stupid animal bio. We have a buzzer test today and I’m freaking out. I’m going to fail this. I know I am.” You sighed, “I don’t want to have to retake the course, but I don’t know what else to do. I feel hopeless!” You cried.

Iwaizumi continued to hold you and rub your back. He kissed the top of your head lovingly. He said, “You can do it, baby. I know you can, I know it seems daunting but you can do it.” He encouraged as he pulled away and looked down at you.

  “I just don’t know what to do. I get the shakes every time I think about the exam. It makes me feel like I’m going to throw up.” You stammered, your throat felt clogged and your hands felt shaky. 

Iwaizumi let go of you and shrugged off his varsity hoodie. He pulled it over his head and quickly put it on you before you had a chance to say anything. He pulled up the sleeves of you and kissed your inner wrist. He said, “Tomorrow, go into the exam with this hoodie, and any time you worry or get anxious, think about me.” your eyes met and he smiled, “Remember if you pass this course, your one credit closer to us living our dream.”

Your heart raced for a different reason when he mentioned your shared dream. The future you planned together and finishing university was the first step. He leaned in for a kiss, your lip balm smeared across his lips as he deepened the kiss. 

When you pulled away you cupped his cheek, the sweater felt a little warm but it was comforting nonetheless, at least enough to calm you down from your anxiety attack. You swallowed back the last bit of tears and nodded, “You really think I can do it.”

  “Of course, I’ll even help you study. I don’t know a lot about animal bio, but I can try.” He gave you a grin. He laughed when you playfully pulled at his cheek. He knew you were calming down. 

  “Thank you, Hajime.” You said. 

  “Anything for you, because I love you. I have my water bottle in the club room and you better finish it before we start. Looks like you’ve been crying for a while.’ He rubbed your left eye to get the tears off your eyelashes. 

You rested your head against his chest for a moment and sighed, “Okay, sounds good.” And curled up beside him. He let you rest there for a moment, letting the last bit of anxiety wither away to a promise of new confidence in your performance tomorrow. You felt Iwaizumi kiss the top of your head and you felt a sense of peace. You had to keep pushing forward and with a reminder of your boyfriend at your side, you felt a little better to do the exam tomorrow and try your best. Because passing this course meant one step closer to a future you two will have together. 

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The crash of lightning woke you up from your sleep. You looked at the clock and saw it was three in the morning, but the thunderstorm had already hit your small town. The trees were shaking, the wind was wild, the heavy drops hit your window. All along with the crash of thunder. 

Another streak of light made you clutch onto the covers. You let out a small whimper and wanted to bury your face under the covers but you felt too still to move. Your heart raced in your chest, you felt a cold sweat through your body and then the tears started. 

You managed to pull your knees to your chest and bury your cheek into your left knee. You choked out a sob, only to jump when there was a loud rumble of thunder. The anxiety raced through your body like a locomotive. You clutched onto your legs and tried to settle down by yourself.

Another crash of thunder sent you under the covers and loudly crying. The anxiety around thunderstorms made you cry, you felt like you were drowning in it. As the heavy drops hit the window you cried harder. Loud enough for your husband, Daichi to hear. 

He rolled over and opened his eyes at you. He slowly reached out and tried to pull the covers back but you quickly covered yourself with them again. Whimpering gently. He sighed and ducked his head under the covers and reached out for you.

  “Sunflower.” He said, “What’s wrong?” He pulled you gingerly into his arms. He rubbed your back and kissed the top of your head lovingly. He was starting to wake up more as worry formed in his gut for what was wrong with you.

  “The storm. It’s scaring me.” You gulped. 

He sighed, “I see.” He pulled you tighter, “No storm is going to get my baby.” He yawned, “That’s a promise. Now let’s get back to sleep.”

Another bright light crossed the sky and you jumped in Daichi’s arms. You shook like a leaf, anxiety overcoming you. You felt too awake from the adrenaline to fall back asleep. Not while all you could focus on was the storm outside. 

  “I’m really scared of it.” You admitted. It felt so childish to be scared of storms, even as a grown person you still felt anxiety around them. It was something you couldn’t help. It just overcame you like a wave. 

  “I know. But I promise it won’t hurt you. You’re safe inside, perfectly safe in bed.” He kissed you again. He worried about your crying. Your rapid shaking from the anxiety taking a hold on you. 

   “I don’t know.” You gulped. You felt

Daichi kissed your forehead to calm you down, “The storm won’t hurt you.” He said, “I promise. You’re safe inside.” 

  “What if lightning hits the house or a tree, and we lose our house. Or it starts a fire or it breaks a window. Or the rain makes the roof collapse.” You rambled off but were silenced with a kiss. 

  “Shh.” Daichi said, “None of that will happen.” He let go of you and rolled out of bed. He stiffly walked to the window and closed the dark curtains. He yawned, “There, you don’t have to see the lightning anymore.” 

  “What about the thunder?” You asked meekly. You pulled the covers to your nose and looked at him in the dark room. You watched him in the very low light walk to his phone and turn on a playlist he has for relaxing. He turned the volume all the way up and climbed back into bed. 

  “Now you won’t hear it. It’ll be like it isn’t even there.” He assured as he pulled you back into his arms, “Now, shhh.” He said, “Time for rest.” He kissed you, “No need to be anxious, I promise the storm won’t hurt you.”

You tried to close your eyes. You finally stopped crying, but your eyes felt wet and sore. You snuggled up against your husband’s broad, clothed chest and held onto him like a stuffed animal. 

  “Nothing will ever heart you, beloved.” He said, “Not while I’m alive. I’ll fight the heavens just to protect you.” He kissed you again, “No one hurts my baby.” 

  “Promise, Dai?” You asked as you continued to hold onto him tightly. He wasn’t worried about you letting go anytime soon. 

As the soft music played through the bedroom, as his arms remained rested on you. He kissed you again, so tenderly as if you were made of glass. A precious object that he must protect with his life. He smiled at you and said, “Of course, it’s a promise for the rest of my days. I’m your husband after all. If a husband doesn’t bend the earth for his partner, is he really a husband?”

You smiled a little, finally settling down from the wave of anxiety. You continued to hold onto him and press your cheek against his chest. This felt safe and comfortable. When Daichi started to notice that you were settling down, he started to rub your back gently. 

  “That’s it. Time to go back to sleep. The storm will be gone by morning.” He said softly. And with that you felt yourself let go of the anxiety and start to drift off to sleep. The storm long forgotten. 

DOING THE GIVING HEAD PRANK ON THE KARASUNO BOYS (PT.1)

warnings: kinda smutty, idk lol
characters: shoyo hinata, tobio kageyama, daichi sawamura, koshi sugawara, ryu tanaka, asahi azumane, kei tsukishima, yu nishinoya, tadashi yamaguchi
a/n: if you don’t know what this trend is, it’s basically just someone getting on their knees and acting like they’re about to give their partner head but not lol
findpt.2here

tsukishima

- you and tsukishima have the kind of friendship that has everyone around you thinking you’re dating

- always teasing each other, play fighting, “fake” flirting

- it’s pretty obvious that you two have a thing for each other

- well pretty obvious to everyone but you two

- one day you invite him over to just hang out while your parents are away for a little

- he responds to your text with “the only way i’m coming over is if you give me head. wouldn’t come over otherwise.”

- and you respond with “obviously. why else would i ask?”

- that was the way you two joked with each other ALL the time

- some people think it’s strange, but it works for you guys which is all that matters

- although this time you wanted to mess with him extra

- he gets to your house within the next five minutes, the two of you living in walking distance of each other

- as soon as he rings the doorbell, you open the door, get on your knees, and tie your hair up

- and he FREAKS

- “Y/N!!! YOUR FRONT DOOR IS WIDE OPEN! EVERYONE CAN SEE!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!” he yelps as he quickly enters your house and slams the door shut.

- you laugh hysterically at his reaction

- “you did not actually think i would suck you off in front of all my neighbors did you? my god tsukishima, that reaction was priceless.” you cackle

- he turns bright red and scoffs at you in return, crossing his arms in frustration

- “i’m sorry, i just saw the opportunity and took it.” you apologize

- “no that was good. i’ll admit, you got me.” he says throwing his hands up in defeat.

- “you? admitting defeat? hm, maybe i will actually give you head.”

- before he can respond, you’re on your knees again. and this time, it isn’t a joke.

kageyama

- you and kageyama have only been dating for all of one week

- a very fresh and new relationship where you are still getting to know each other

- you were at his house, laying on his chest as the two of you were sprawled out on his couch

- you were watching tiktoks on your phone while he was scrolling through twitter on his, when a video popped up on your for you page that gave you an idea

- kageyama is a bit awkward and gets flustered easily, whether he wants to admit it or not

- so you knew this little trick would be fun

- you wriggled yourself out of his embrace and got on your knees in front of him

- his eyes were glued on you, wondering what you were up to

- “what are you doing?” he asks with a quirked eyebrow

- he sits up so now you’re positioned perfectly in between his legs

- “what does it look like i’m doing?” you respond as you begin tying your hair back

- “i-i, i uh, i don’t know. that’s why i asked.” he stutters, already getting flustered.

- you place your hands on his legs before moving down, his breath hitching

- then you swiftly let go and look under the couch and pick up the dollar you had conveniently placed there for this prank

- “looking for this, duh.” you say, waving the dollar around

- “oh god.” he sighs before burying his face in his hands.

- “i can’t believe i fell for that.” he mumbles into his hands

- “should’ve seen how eager you looked.” you chuckle lightly

- he removes his face from his hands and reveals a very flushed and embarrassed looking kageyama

- “you’re so cute when you’re embarrassed.” you tease

- “shut. up.” he groans

daichi

- you guys are at your house baking cookies

- you know, just cute couple things

- but you’re extremely clumsy

- so of course you accidentally drop the ball of dough you were rolling

- “shit!” you groan before bending down to pick up the dropped dough

- but as you were reaching for it, you got an idea

- you dropped down to your knees with daichi hovering above you

- “i can’t believe you really just dropped the whole ball of- oh?” daichi was laughing so hard at your clumsiness, he hadn’t even noticed your current position

- on your knees and looking up at him with what he called “sexy eyes” which are the eyes you give him whenever you want sexy time

- “oh yeah? so we’re doing that now? shouldn’t we finish the cookies first princess?” he says as he runs his fingers through your hair before lightly caressing the side of your face and lifting your chin up slightly

- that alone makes you want to forget the whole prank and give in, but you really want to see his reaction

- “yeah, that’s what i planned on doing?” you say as you pick up the fallen dough and stand up to go throw it away “why? what’d you think i was doing?” you finish

- daichi’s mouth goes agape in a small ‘o’ before he clenches it shut and frowns at you

- “oh, you’re gonna get punished for that later princess.” he huffs at you as he continues rolling balls of cookie dough

- “can’t wait.” you smirk

asahi

- asahi is always a giver in terms of sexual favors in your guys’ relationship

- he always makes sure to please you and make sure you feel good

- but whenever you return the favor, he gets all shy about it

- something about using your pretty little mouth is just overwhelmingly pleasurable for him

- and he’s embarrassed about how quickly it gets him off

- so it’s difficult to get him to allow you to even do it

- “asahi, pleaseee let me give you a blowjob.”

- “no baby, i don’t need one right now.”

- “but i wanna give you one.”

- “not today.”

- ‘not today,’ that’s how most of the conversations about this topic ended so you gave up trying for awhile

- until a tiktok sparked something in you that is

- you ask asahi to shower with you one morning and of course he says yes

- you guys start by actually showering

- you gently lather yourself using your loofa before “accidentally” dropping it

- you kneel to pick it up before being met face to face with asahi’s “special area”

- you look from him, to it, then back up to him again

- he’s watching you nervously, all of him wanting you to just take it despite how embarrassingly quick he knew he would finish

- but instead you just pick up the loofa and stand up, now looking at his normal head rather than his smaller one

- “oh.” he sighs before gulping lightly

- “what?” you ask

- “i though you were gonna-”

- “would you have let me?” you question

- “i would have actually.” he admits shyly

- “hm, let me continue then.” you smirk before going back down and glancing up at him

- he gives you a cute little smile before you do your deed

- and this time, he lasts a little longer

Long heavy make out sessions with Daichi.

Desperate touches and clashing of teeth when he turns the more delicate kisses passionate.

His tongue rubbing against yours as he fights to taste as much of your mouth as physically possible, while you are doing the same.

Even when you both break for a breath you share the same air for that small moment, not wanting to move any further away.

Getting so lost in the moment that suddenly his weight is on you, his crotch grinding down so beautifully against your own.

Small moans and whines against his lips which only egg him on until he physically can’t take it any longer. He needs more.

Heavy make out sessions that lead to soft, desperate sex with Daichi.

As if you both went any longer you would perish without it, both so eager to feel the other.

Its hot, heavy and loud, he’s so loud when he’s this desperate. When he’s deprived himself for long enough that he cums quicker than usual, the groan that leaves his lips almost causes you to fall down after him.

But he couldn’t stop himself, just like he can’t stop apologising for how quickly he came, his fingers rubbing rhythmic circles on your clit and his mouth now attached to your chest.

By the time you are both done, you collapse in each others arms.

Soft reassuring words whispered between lovers, promises of forever and gentle touches are what follows.

You always wanted nights to start and end with Daichi.

A/N | Idk what this is… I am tired and just really want this with Daichi This is the first time in a while I have spontaneously written something, it feels good!! Its not proof read and literally written in like 5 mins so I apologise for any mistakes!

“beat me and maybe i’ll tell you”

pairing: daichi x gn!reader

genre: fluff, meet-cute

wc: ~1.5k

summary: you completely turn daichi’s day around when you interrupt him at work

note: written as part of an event with @savvamurazfor@ceo-of-daichi. i hope you enjoy this, lydia!! happy birthday to daichi!!

daichi groans rubbing his hand down his face as he glances at the clock on the wall across from him. he leans against the counter, bins and containers of colorful prizes filling the shelves beneath the glass, as he leans his head in his hands.

he’s interrupted by his meticulous counting of every passing second by a quiet “excuse me?” that floats across the counter, causing him to direct his attention to the young girl in front of him, a fistful of tickets clutched tightly in her small hand, eyes wide and a shy grin on her face as she looks up at him before her eyes dart to the variety of prizes displayed beneath the counter and on the wall behind him.

after helping her find the perfect prize, daichi smiles as he watches her run off, the satisfaction of seeing another happy person filling his chest before his eyes are drawn back to the clock and he feels himself groan again as he sees he has another 5 hours left of his shift.

just as he’s about to lean his head down on the counter for a brief moment of relief, he’s interrupted by a stifled laugh, and he begins to feel his cheeks warm as he lifts his gaze up.

from the glass counter to meet the source of the sound.

“tough day, huh?,” you tease, voice gentle, delighting in the way his head shoots up to meet your gaze.

his eyes widen as they meet yours, the smile on your face and the shine in your eyes enough to send his heart racing in his chest and stir butterflies in his stomach that he didn’t even know were there to begin with.

“i— um,” he starts, standing up straight as he reaches a hand back to rub at his neck, a soft chuckle falling from his lips. “yeah, something like that. sorry you had to see that” he says, sheepish smile on his face as he leans back on his heels, hands shoved into his pockets.

“what can i get for you?”

you take a step forward, eyeing the man in front of you with a smile, watching the way he nervously bites his cheek, a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth despite himself, his dark eyes soft but surprised as he takes in the way you watch him.

you laugh softly at his question, leaning against the counter as you place the large handful of tickets in front of you. your eyes scan over the prizes on the wall behind you, finally landing on exactly what you’re looking for.

you lean back, your eyes finding the name tag of the man in front of you, who’s now watching you with an eyebrow quirked in curiosity and a soft smile playing on his lips.

“i think i’ll take those ones,” you point at the large pair of stuffed golden crowns hanging behind the counter with a poorly concealed grin on your face.

daichi’s smile grows, though his look of curiosity remains. he turns around, stretching up to grab the two crowns, before sliding them both across the counter to you.

you grab one, but shake your head as he begins to speak. “that one,” you smile, pushing the other crown back toward him, “is yours”

with that, you’re placing your own crown on your head, and looking from him to the crown on the counter expectantly, your smile only growing as you see daichi’s widen as well.

having fought an internal battle with himself over the few seconds you were watching him, daichi shrugs his shoulders and laughs, before grabbing the crown from the counter and placing it on his head. despite how silly he knows he must look, he can’t help but feel like there’s been a weight lifted off his chest as soon as he feels the light weight of the crown on his head.

looking over at you, that weight is replaced by his heart racing even faster as he takes in the matching golden crown on your head and wide and excited smile on your face.

“how do i look?” he asks, voice light, a sheepish smile on his face.

you smile back at him, one infectious enough to eliminate his uncertainty and have him smiling back at you in full force.

“you look great,” you say, your own heart pounding faster in your chest than it was a moment ago as you take in the bright smile of the man across from you. “it suits you”

daichi laughs deeply, unrestrained this time, his head thrown back, as a hand goes to steady the crown on his head, a “thank you” slipping out between chuckles as his laughter tapers off.

“hey,” he starts, uncertain at first, but his confidence and smile grow as he sees the hopeful and excited look in your eyes as he speaks. “i have a break coming up soon, if you want to stick around? because there’s a pair of matching capes that would look great with these crowns.”

“that sounds great to me,” you smile back at him, already nodding as you take a step toward the counter, now close enough to see the light flecks of gold that color daichi’s eyes. “but there’s no way you’re beating me at skee-ball,” you tease, heart racing as you see the competitive glint in daichi’s eyes at your words.

“you’re on,” he returns your grin, leaning forward to meet your gaze from the other side of the counter.

the moment is interrupted by the sound of an alarm ringing from daichi’s pocket. he startles, reaching back to turn it off, before glancing at the clock in surprise. “it’s that time already? i guess time flies when you’re having fun,” he glances over at you, with a smile.

“i’m daichi, by the way,” he says, extending his hand as he makes his way out from behind the counter.

“i know,” you laugh, pointing to the name tag pinned to his chest as you take his hand and give it a shake before turning and heading off in the direction of the games.

“wait!” he calls after you, feet frozen in place for a moment as he watches your retreating figure before he takes off behind you, long strides catching up to you after a few moments.

“you never told me your name,” he smiles over at you as you hand him a skee-ball of his own.

“beat me and maybe i’ll tell you,” you grin at him, before tossing the ball down the lane.

daichi doesn’t even know how many points you got from that toss, because his eyes are glued on you. the way the neon of the games lights up your skin and reflects in your eyes, the way you smile at him like he’s the only person there despite the challenging and teasing twinkle in your eye. he’s speechless, despite the competitive side of him that can’t help but be stirred by your words.

“you’re on,” he grins as his grip tightens on the ball in his hand, returning your competitive gaze with one of his own.

as he turns to toss his ball down the lane, fingers crossed behind his back for the 1000 point ring and a smile on his face, he can’t believe that not long ago he was counting down the seconds until he could leave. because right now? here with you? he can’t imagine anywhere else he’d rather be.

a/n: thank you so much for reading, i hope you enjoyed this! daichi has always been one of my faves, and was the first character i ever wrote for, so he rly holds a special place in my heart HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAICHI !!!

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Kidnapping Captains with Teams

Characters: Kuroo, Oikawa, Bokuto, Daichi, Ushijima, Kita
ALSO KITA’S GRAND DEBUT ON MY PAGE - there are finally some gifs of him <3

Kuroo Tetsurou 

  • You somehow convince the team to help you kidnap Kuroo to celebrate his last days as Nekoma captain 
  • It’s after his class president activities for the day that Kenma throws a sack over Kuroo’s head, Taketora and Nobuyuki tie his wrists behind his back, and the others throw him onto a cart 
  • Instantly figures out it’s you 
  • “Ayeeee my baby really woke up today and chose ~violence~”
  • Cue Kenma banging his head on a wall 
  • “Sorry Y/n I’m out" 
  • "KENMA WE DIDN’T EVEN START" 
  • “That’s right daddy we didn’t even start ;)”
  • Yaku HURLS himself at Kuroo, face the color of a tomato, ready to hurt this man 
  • “YOU ASTAXANTHIN”
  • Lev gets absolutely bulldozed in his attempt to stop Yaku 
  • PSA to protecc Lev’s ass from Yaku 
  • The team breaks out into a fight 
  • Kenma and Yaku are throwing hands at Kuroo 
  • Who is still tied up, mind you
  • Lev is crying 
  • And you
  • Honestly you don’t know if you should be helping Kenma and Yaku or Lev and Kuroo

Oikawa Tooru

  • Convincing the team to help you kidnap Oikawa for his surprise birthday is a CHALLENGE
  • The team is looking at you with equally unimpressed faces
  • “Do we have to”
  • “I don’t want him; you keep him”
  • "Let’s ship him off to Argentina" 
  • can you even disagree tho ;-;
  • The team sneaks close to the classroom after school when he’s all alone, the sun having already set outside 
  • You’ve barely even TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS when Oikawa starts screaming about aliens 
  • "Kami-sama, please let me live to tell the story of my extraterrestrial abduction" 
  • You have to throw yourself at Iwaizumi so he doesn’t chuck the object nearest to him
  • which just so happens to be his slipper 
  • "If you salvage my body parts, give Y/n my dick, Tobio-chan my middle finger, Ushijima my other middle finger, and Iwa-chan my face”
  • This time, you don’t stop Iwaizumi
  • Overall, kidnapping Oikawa is a success, but he’s super bummed you guys aren’t aliens 
  • “I mean, are you guys wearing human skin suits or-”
  • “ARE YOU ASKING TO DIE?”

Daichi Sawamura

  • It’s a late night for Daichi in the club room
  • Karasuno turns this into a whole ass mission
  • crow babies are nothing if not extra
  • Kageyama is wearing his shitty ass disguise 
  • Hinata and Nishinoya are back-to-back, using ninja hand-signs 
  • “Watch your six”
  • “Roger that”
  • “We’re headed into no man’s land, I repeat, we’re headed into no man’s land" 
  • Nishinoya does a super secretive somersault, accidentally sending Tanaka slamming into the club room door 
  • You can practically see Tanaka’s soul leaving his body 
  • “TANAKA!”
  • Everyone’s clamoring towards Tanaka’s fallen form
  • Sugawara slaps him on the cheeks to check for life, once again sending him back to the dead 
  • "TANAKA!" 
  • "NISHINOYA!" 
  • "D-Daichi" 
  • Everyone looks up from their crouched places on the floor and screams at the now-open club door 
  • daddy daichi part 2, Y/n

Kita Shinsuke

  • You somehow became good friends with the second year headasses 
  • Y’all are swapping stories about your boyfriend Kita and there seems to be a common thread 
  • No one has EVER seen him flustered 
  • So of course Suna and you want to pull a prank on him, just to see his reaction
  • And while the twins have always been scared of Suna, even they can’t resist switching up the victims of their usual ways 
  • He’s the last one to leave as usual, going through his ritual of cleaning the locker room
  • Only this time, the entire team and you are lurking
  • The lights go off and everything goes as planned
  • Kita’s not even struggling 
  • what the fuck 
  • At this point everyone is kind of confused, like should you just leave him with a burlap sack over his head?
  • Kitaraises his hand 
  • "I’m sorry, but I need to finish cleaning”
  • Suna sighs, stopping the recording and tossing his phone  
  • “I hate him" 
  • You giggle while wrapping Kita’s head in your arms 
  • "Never change, love”

Bokuto Koutarou 

  • Of his 37 weaknesses, studying is one of them 
  • Bokuto can never sit still and actively avoids it 
  • But he needs to pass his next finals, so you and Akaashi devise the most thorough, beautiful master plan in existence 
  • is that a blueprint of Bokuto’s damn house
  • Unfortunately, Bokuto is literally too LOUD to kidnap 
  • The team rolls up to Bokuto’s house and sneaks in
  • He’s a beefy boy, so it’s quite a handful to drag him into the car waiting outside in the first place 
  • But then he starts screaming 
  • “PLEASE DON’T TAKE MY STUFFED ANIMALS AND MY STEAK I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT" 
  • So now you’re looking extremely sus to Bokuto’s neighbors, who duck into their homes 
  • Konoha’s driving when suddenly a police car flashes its lights at you 
  • "Pull over. I repeat, pull over the vehicle”
  • “I’M IN HERE!” Bokuto screams 
  • “Bokuto, it’s us, shut up!" 
  • Apparently the police take this the wrong way
  • "Victim is being threatened. Suspects are ten teenagers, unknown genders. Requesting backup.”
  • Three hours later, you are still at the police station and Bokuto has gotten absolutely no studying done 
  • “Oh well, he was going to fail anyway" 
  • "AGGHHAASHI :(”

Ushijima Wakatoshi  

  • You kidnap Ushijima for an anniversary date 
  • And honestly 
  • You don’t even really need the team 
  • This mans is HELPING you kidnap him 
  • Tendou opens his dorm while Ushijima is napping 
  • The team quietly files in, supplies at the ready
  • “PUT YOUR HANDS UP” Semi barks as Shirabu cautiously blindfolds his captain
  • Don’t hurt the precious cargo 
  • Ushijima wakes up blearily and just does as he’s told, shuffling out of the room
  • The team watches in utter confusion as you gently nudge him all the way to your destination, not even resisting
  • You un-blindfold him after tying him to a chair, and he greets you all calmly 
  • “Toshi, you were being KIDNAPPED; why did you do nothing??”
  • “I was not doing anything important at the moment,” Ushijima replies, puzzled 
  • You facepalm 
  • someone teach this 190 cm baby what STRANGER DANGER is 
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This is the fifth piece out of seven written for the one year anniversary collaboration event for the @konoblog-simps discord. I encourage everyone to check out the masterlist for today’s prompt and support the other creators. Some content might not be suitable for minors so please pay attention to the warnings.

Prompt: Holidays
(Daichi Sawamura x Fem!Reader)

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Warnings: pregnant reader

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