#haikyuu incorrect
akaashi: wanna know something?
bokuto: yeah sure
akaashi: i found out that i liked you when i got to know the things you do, the things you like, and random fun stories
akaashi: but i found out i loved you when you bit your finger trying to eat 6 fries at once
iwaizumi: sorry i called you a fucking idiot, i was trying to flirt
oikawa:
bokuto: i wish i was someone’s number one 1…
kuroo: [sighs] forget about hydrogen, you’re my number 1
bokuto:bro…
kuroo: i could tell you a sodium joke
yaku:
kuroo: but Na
yaku:
yaku: that’s why you don’t have friends
bokuto: all i want for christmaaaaas is-
kuroo: [fixing bokuto’s door] is A LITTLE BIT OF PEACE AND TRANQUILITY
kuroo: are you made of boron, iodine, technetium and hydrogen?
yaku:
yaku:wha-
kuroo: cuz you are a B I Tc H
kuroo: bokuto is lost! can you find him?
akaashi: so? do you think i put a tracker on him or something?
kuroo: …you did, right?
akaashi:
akaashi: yes, let’s go find him
kuroo: i want us to grow old together…
kenma: are you assuming that i want to stay alive?
oikawa: truth or dare?
iwaizumi: [sighs] truth
oikawa: do you want to kiss me?
iwaizumi:dare
oikawa: [leans in] i dare you to kiss me
iwaizumi: never have i ever…
oikawa:WE AIN’T PLAYING THAT
kuroo: can you please not pet every single cat you see in the streets?
kenma:
kenma:no
bokuto: people would love to be as strong as me! i’m the personification of strength!
kuroo: you cried 3 hours when bambi’s mother died
kuroo: [kisses bokuto’s forehead]
bokuto: you missed
kuroo:wha-
bokuto: [grabs kuroo’s face and tries to kiss him]
kuroo:[panics]
kenma: [stumbles over his foot after serving, his head hits the ground and starts to bleed]
kuroo: we need to call an ambulance. kenma what’s your blood type?
kenma: b positive
kuroo:
kuroo: [panicking] IM TRYING
hinata:
kageyama: [in his mind] i value my breath so it would be great if you didn’t take it away every time you pass
bokuto: [talking about kuroo] this is my rival and it’s one of the best friends i’ve ever had, i’d die for him
oikawa: [talking about iwaizumi] this is my teammate, he is a bastard who has no respect for anyone and hits me for no reason, apart from the fact that he spends all the time insulting me, anyways, i would die for him
akaashi: would you..
akaashi: …like to marry me?
bokuto:
bokuto: i don’t even know how to cook rice…
akaashi: [high-fiving yamato] you’re pretty amazing
yamato: thanks akaashi
bokuto:
bokuto: did you just call him pretty?
akaashi: i said pretty amazing
bokuto:
bokuto:[leaves]
daichi: hinata, are you and Kageyama dating?
hinata: whaaaaat? nooooooo
kageyama: [walks in and gives hinata a kiss on the forehead] good morning my sunshine
hinata: i can explain
daichi: i’m listening
hinata:
hinata: i can’t explain
tanaka: hey daichi…
daichi:yeah?
tanaka: can a person breathe in a washing machine while it’s on?
daichi:
sugawara: where’s nishinoya?
iwaizumi: i had a great time yesterday, thank you
oikwawa: but we didn’t see each other yesterday
iwaizumi: that’s why
oikawa:
